Well hello there. My name's Cass and I'm currently living in Leeds being a pizza wench and getting drunk and doing all sorts of silly things. I like to write TV scripts: this is all well and good but the pay isn't spectacular, as no-one important likes them. I've just started an MA in Writing for Performance, which should either dictate whether I am up to the job or not! However, me and all my friends think I'm hilariously funny and talented which is pretty cool... and obviously true. I'm half-Yorkshire, half-Scottish so you won't get a penny out of me, unless I'm wrecked, which is when the whole world suddenly turns into some sort of charity and I give money to people I meet on the street. I like laughing and people who make me laugh and things that make me laugh. I try and laugh at everything and I even laughed at a funeral once because the lady in front of me had blue hair. I try and follow Buddhist principles throughout my life, in particular the principles of compassion and tolerance. My dad is a Buddhist and he makes it look all so easy. However, I lose all compassion and tolerance whenever elderly people act impatiently in shops, whenever female drivers refuse to reverse park, whenever people are described as 'crazy' or 'nuts', whenever people call me Cassie, whenever people drop litter, whenever I see a cat, owl or whale (I HATE all of these creatures), whenever customers can't wait to be seated in the restaurant where I work and whenever I see Eamonn Holmes. Apart from that I'm pretty chilled and very easy to walk over. Aside from my beauty, brains and extremely advanced - yet somewhat misunderstood - sense of humour, there isn't a great deal there.
