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Half-Fu

I think so Brain, but what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong?

About Me

I am a motorcycle riding, video game playing, kung-fu teaching, computer nerd. Ok, so the game playing has kind of gone by the wayside right now, but when the sun's out it's hard for me to stay indoors.

I am an extrovert that pretends to be an introvert when I think I can get away with it. Unfortunatly it's like telling a joke, I can only keep a straight face for so long.

If it wasn't for having to work 40 hours a week I'd probably be an exercise junkie. If I had my way, then training WOULD be my job.

Lover, fighter, student, teacher, hero, villain, philosopher, fool, and most recently gentleman and jackass...I've been called so many things I sometimes forget what face I'm suppose to have on. I am all of these and probably more. I accept my imperfections but deny my limitations.

I tend to over-analyze when I should be acting.

A few random interests include hiking, climbing, motorcycles (specifically my old Honda when it breaks down), martial arts, movies (see below), and knife throwing. Yup, that's right. I'm dangerous up to about 16 feet. After that you'll probably get hit with a handle. Painful, yes. Dangerous? Not really...unless I'm using the big blades. They'll probably knock your ass out. :-P


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THERE'S MORE?!?!

Oddly enough I've been spending some of my free time helping with a couple independent film and video projects. I have no delusions of grandeur about my acting abilities, but I think the current projects have a lot of potential...not to mention they have been really fun to shoot. They are:


The Corporate Assassin

This is "a unique web video series" by Andy Coon. I won't go into detail, but there are a few short trailers available on YouTube. The one shown here is my favorite so far.


Dogs of Chinatown

This has been the biggest production I have been involved in so far. It was written and directed by Micah Moore. You can read more about him and the upcoming movie here . The principal shooting is done and it's currently in editing. Here are a couple couple trailers from the stylized flick.

Dogs of Chinatown, second trailer (pre-ADR): ..


Dogs of Chinatown, first trailer (pre-ADR):

My previous adventures in front of the camera are shown below:

These first two clips are the trailers for The Key and Ninjas Vs. Pirates (NvP). Both were written and directed (and probably everything else) by my good friend Micah Moore. These were fun little projects. If you seach I'm pretty sure you can find both on the net. I know NvP is hosted on iFilms.

THE KEY trailer
NVP: NInjas VS Pirates alt Trailer

This next clip/trailer is from z13, directed by Voltron Jones. It's a pretty standard low budget zombie flick. I'm not sure if it will ever see the light of day, but it was fun to shoot. It's not everyday that I get to be a psychotic kung-fu mercenary.

z13 new teaser

My Interests

martial arts (both teaching and training), computers, gaming (computer and table top), my '84 Magna, movies (watching and "acting"), women (what? Don't give me that look...)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that is motivated and proactive with an adventurous spirit. I've decided I'm no longer content to sit back and watch the world from the sidelines, but I still need a kick in the ass on occasion to give me some direction.

Music:

Anything but country and hardcore rap. I'm horrible with band names and song titles. If you name a band I'm lucky if I can even remember the name of an album they put out.

For me listening to music is like digging through the cabinets for a snack...my body will know what it needs when I find it. The iPod has a bit of everything: Hendrix, The Doors, Elvis, OutKast, Tool, Tiesto, PVD, Wumpscut, Blind Guardian...you get the idea. I'm not saying it all gets equal play, but it's there if I need it.

Movies:

Anything fantasy or sci-fi...or with crazy kung-fu action. LotR, Alien(s), Event Horizon, Shaw Brothers films (5 Deadly Venoms), old Jet Li (Once Upon a Time in China 1,2, and 3, Fist of Legend, etc), Jackie Chan (Drunken Master 1 and 2, Snake in Eagles Shadow, etc.), Stephen Chow films, Evil Dead series. I've been told I sometimes have notoriously bad taste in movies.


I'm not above (or below?) other genres, but I can't think of any others right off the top of my head./p?

Television:

Tele-what? Yeah, I don't watch it a whole lot.

Books:

Sci-fi/fantasy. I only own half the books I've read and I probably haven't read half the book I own. I'm a book pack rat. I don't think I've ever thrown out a book...

My Blog

Please stop the spinning, Im ready to get off now...

It's been a little crazy around here as of late. So crazy, in fact, that things have started to take on a bit of a surreal aspect.In the last month I've flown across the ocean for business, driven dow...
Posted by Half-Fu on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:04:00 PST

dammit....

Lost my fu**ing camera. F**CK...........I'm going to bed but I'm damn sure I left my camera in the fucking cab. FUCK!
Posted by Half-Fu on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 07:11:00 PST

Zee Great German Adventure!

OK, well my trip to Germany for the game conference has started offf wonderfully. I didn't make it to Germany today...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!We actually made it to the airp...
Posted by Half-Fu on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:34:00 PST

Upcoming Adventures in Brian Land

I have never denied the fact that I am a nerd, geek, or gamer. I work for a computer game company. I think it's REQUIRED that I belong to at least 2 of the 3 aforementioned groups! Usually I am not as...
Posted by Half-Fu on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:30:00 PST

American Jedi Kombat

Mix American Gladiators, collapsible jedi lightsabers, and a Mortal Kombat style tournament. Add in a sleeping half-asian mutt and you get a really really odd dream. I really need to watch what I...
Posted by Half-Fu on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:25:00 PST

the needle tears a hole...

the old familiar sting... Over the last few month I've been getting that itch again...ok, not THAT itch. The prescription from the doc cleared that right up (yes, that was a joke). Nope, I mean that ...
Posted by Half-Fu on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:28:00 PST

Moooovies....

I got out of the habit of renting movies on a regular basis when I moved out into the middle of nowhere, but in the last couple weeks I've wasted waaaay too much time watching DVD's. Luckily I haven't...
Posted by Half-Fu on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:54:00 PST

E3 is dead, long live E3

So I'm finally back from my California adventure. I suppose it's time for a recap.Pros:    -Free week long trip to Cali.    -Out of the office for a week.  &nbs...
Posted by Half-Fu on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:01:00 PST

E3 bound...and gagged...

It's that time of year again. Nerds and geeks from around the country flock to California to catch a glimpse of the soon to be latest and greatest games and gadgets that the gaming industry will have ...
Posted by Half-Fu on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:16:00 PST

Keep it simple, stupid.

No big rant or mental dump tonight.It's been a long day, but damn, I feel pretty good. Nothing beats an exhausting workout. I've got some music, a balcony, a pizza, and a great night to enjoy it.It's ...
Posted by Half-Fu on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:34:00 PST