Someone with no tricky dance moves.
Power Pop, '77-'79 UK Punk, Psychobilly, '80's LA Punk/HC, Glam, stuff made with keyboards, theremin, Joe Meek stuff, Tiger Army, The Sharks, The Hangmen (UK), Long Tall Texans, Battle of Ninjamanz, SA, The Damned, The Jam, Undertones, The Prisoners, The Tall Boys, The Chords, The Purple Hearts, We've Got a Fuzzbox..., Killing Joke, Joy Division, Nick Cave, The Flaming Stars, The Go-Gos, Warren Smith, Billy Lee Riley, New York Dolls, Hanoi Rocks and Judas Priest
MST3K, MXC, World of Sport, 80's TV on dvd, Batman: The Animated Series, VH1 Classic, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Reno 911, Arrested Development, Twilight Zone, Tales from the Darkside (just the intro, it's the only thing I really remember. Never has the chroma key illicted such fear...)
Nothing but Mack Bolan novels....