Infinite Monkey Theorem - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Chris. I live in Uptown. I'm very social and easy to get along with. You will probably enjoy me, or maybe not. Most people do, but you will have to talk to me to find out.

All the photography on my page is done by me, as are quite of few of the photos in my friends profiles although no one seems to ever credit me for it. So you will just have to guess which ones I took

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My Interests

I DONT add BANDS unless I know them personally, so please dont try. I also DONT add freinds unless I already know them or they send me a message first! So send me something and I promise to awnser you back sooner or later.

I'd like to meet:

People who are intelligent and interesting. People who know how to have a good time but can enjoy themselves when nothing is going on. I want to meet, you?

AIM me: Csaliture

This graph pretty much illustrates my life at the moment. Only it takes me more like three months instead of three days to complete the spiral.

Square Stop Signs
I have Stellar friends.

Prozac

Tyler

Lishlash

Bfro

Clayton

Steve

Ms Reuter

Shannon

Jesse

Greg

Sam

Jimi

Amanda Something

Naomi

B Cron

Lil Sister

Chris O

Tommy

Lisa

Chris

View All of My Friends

Music:

Let me just put it this way....I like everything that isnt country

Really The list below doesn't mean much. My music preference seems to change every few months and the list changes maybe once a year.

(Hed)p.e.
2Pac
A Perfect Circle
A.F.I
ATB
At the Drive In
AudioSlave
Beastie Boys
Beatles
Beck
Blue Man Group
Bone Thugs N Harmony
Brand New
Coldplay
The Crystal Method
Delerium
Depeche Mode
DJ Tiesto
Down and Above
Dr. Dre
Enya
The Faint
Fatbot Slim
Foo Fighters
Gorillaz
Green Day
Guster
Head Automatica
Hoobastank
Incubus
Infected Mushroom
Interpol
Johnny Cash
Krazie Bone
Laurie Anderson
Lola Ray
Madonna
Marilyn Manson
Mars Volta
Massive Attack
Micheal Jackson
Mindless Self Indulgence
Morphine
Murder By Death
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Oasis
Obie Trice
The Offspring
Outkast
Paul Oakenfold
Paul Van Dyk
Pearl Jam
Peter Gaberial
Pink Floyd
The Police
The Postal Service
Radiohead
Rage Against The Machine
Rammstein
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rock Kills Kid
Santana
She Wants Revenge
Smashing Pumkins
Snow Patrol
Spill Canvas
Sting
System Of A Down
Talking Heads
Tegan and Sara
Tool
Travis
U2
Weezer
The White Stripes
Wyclef Jean
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

There are way to many to pick from, but I can tell you that Vertical Limit has to be one of the worst movies Ive ever seen! If you want to come watch it and make fun of it with me then hit me up

Television:

I only watch Tv long enough to remember why I don't like to watch Tv.

Heroes:

Everyone who is motivated to do something with their life

My Blog

Just When You Thought I Was Defeated - April 24

So last night Im sitting around playing cards with charlie, clayton, and Randell. At some point during the night of sitting around drinking and playing cribbage like old men I challanged Randy to a ga...
Posted by Infinite Monkey Theorem on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:33:00 PST

My Review Of 1408 - Dec 17

I made the mistake of watching this movie in the middle of the day, on my computer monitor and while working on another project. And dispite all these distractions for a movie that in all repects shou...
Posted by Infinite Monkey Theorem on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:21:00 PST

Are You Or Anyone Else You Know Looking For A Place To Live? - Nov 12

~I have one bedroom open in uptown - In uptown, sweet!~And you get to live with me and my sexy cool roommate Amanda~She cooks, I fix shit. It works out quite well.~Two blocks off Lyndale at 2200 Harri...
Posted by Infinite Monkey Theorem on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:53:00 PST

I Only Seem To Blog When Im Hungover - Aug 20

I was reading through the last 5 blogs on my page and I realized that three of the five of them were all made the morning after a heavy night of drinking. So in an attempt to curb those figures Ive de...
Posted by Infinite Monkey Theorem on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST

Note To Self - July 28

I was just thinking to myself that perhaps I shouldn't try cook things when Im drunk but then I realized that often the creations I make during this time are quite enjoyable so instead Im just going t...
Posted by Infinite Monkey Theorem on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:05:00 PST

Yah For Expensive Phone Bills - May 7

Yup so my cell phone bill finally came, and by came I mean t-mobile finally posted what I owe them for last month on their web site. I was expecting to pay a little extra in texts this month since a c...
Posted by Infinite Monkey Theorem on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:27:00 PST

I Want My Shiznat Back Before I Bust A Cap In Some Fools Ass - April 14

Alright, I want my cellphone back. At this current second Im placing the blame squarely on bfro or jesse as I know that I had my cellphone when I arrived last night and it wasnt in my pocket when I wo...
Posted by Infinite Monkey Theorem on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:57:00 PST

Go Go Gadget Tuesday - Jan 17

Oh my head. Im really glad I didnt drink those extra two shots of whiskey the skin heads tried to give me. mmm time for work. ugh
Posted by Infinite Monkey Theorem on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST

Germany Needs: - Dec 31

1. More public bathrooms! 2. Coca cola at normal prices. $2 for .3 liters is insanly overpriced 3. To learn manners when standing in line. Lines are like a free for all where everyone just cuts in as ...
Posted by Infinite Monkey Theorem on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:02:00 PST

Never Try Drink A German Under The Table - Dec 27

Second night in Germany my cousins whom I had never met decide to take me out for a night at the bars and disco. All I remember is some people being like we can drink you under the table and me being ...
Posted by Infinite Monkey Theorem on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:44:00 PST