If you want to be Bfro follow these instructions carefully.....
Like chai with Espresso in it.
Practice everything in moderation.
Desire to hang out with intelligent people.
Not do anything to achieve that.
Have enough redeeming qualities that it shouldn't matter.
Love Say Anything and Lola Ray.
Know who the Suburban Kids with Biblical Names are.
Goto lots of concerts, but call them shows.
Research spirituality and be interested.
Realized being a Highly Evolved Being isn't all it is cracked up to be.
Never be one of those people who says, "I hate myspace"
Because you don't.
Have a dream to be able to Parkour, or one certain aspect of it.
Goto college, if you haven't (graduating is unnecessary)
Listen to good music.
Like the feeling of smoking Clove Cigarettes
Hate how your body feels when you are done
Rock at life.
Have no short term memory.... at all.
Always smile.
Unless the people you are around don't deserve to see it.
Sleep less.
Work/Go out/Party more.
Be a pro at riding the bus.
Be more optimistic then anyone.
Like who you were 4 years ago more then 9 months ago.
Do something about becoming that person again.
Get movies before they come out.
Get into concerts free.
Know you can do anything.
Believe in collective consciousness.
Know how to use it.
Have a best friend who straps up in her snowboard very near to nude and sends you pics, even though you would never be interested in each other.
Desire to go back to college.
Put everything else first.
Attempt to drink new varieties of liquid happiness every time you drink.
Realize old friends are as amazing as new ones, and vice versa.
Wear tight ass pants.
Remove your ass.
Make an Ass Wall.
Make sure your life story is one people would be interested in.
Desire to do shady things.
Don't have them merely to be shady.
Don't be a slut.
Don't be a prude.
Check your myspace multiple times a day.
Work lots.
Enjoy it.
Then make her drive you home at 3am
Make 5min = 12min every time you say goodbye
Be cool as shit. period.
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Phone. 763.843.3075
AOL. MrBfro
