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.. "Im Pretty Good at Making Paper Planes
Motherfucka"
Last Login: 08/13/100 B.C.
.. 's Blogs! The Eccentric Adventure of TpUnK Chap 1.
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F.U.B.A.R.
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How to Keep an Idiom Busy
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I'm The Idiopathic Rebel
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Successful People Do What Unsuccessful People Don't Want to Do
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Ryme Time for St. Patrick
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U.S.A-HOLES
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POOP!
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I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.
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I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life
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Cheap Dates
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Dating Tips from TpUnK
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The allure of a Psycho
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A Mere Memory II-Short Story
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A Mere Memory-Short Story
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
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Prostitution is Sounding more Profitable with each Sentence I Write!
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Come to Willy Goat, and Enjoy a Tastey Pink Taco!
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I plan to live forever ---- so far, so good
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Don't Judge a Menu by its Cover
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Have you Broken the Law Today?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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You Missunderestimated Him
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There are three types of People in this World;
Those who can count, and those who can't.
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When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
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I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
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Politicians Are Like Diapers; Both Need to be Changed, and for the Same Reason
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The True Story of TpUnK
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Can I get a price check on used Tampons?
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If you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven
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If I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, I'd be rich!
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
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Think about it
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More Reasons why TpUnK is cooler than you
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TpUnK Fight Club!
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Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
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My Blog

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

ehh..I'll write this blog later....
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:32:00 GMT

Paraskevidekatriaphobia

If you know what this is. ...you know what is coming.....(more to come later)
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 15:16:00 GMT

Blue Eyes Unite

People with blue eyes have a single, common ancestor, according to new research. A team of scientists has tracked down a genetic mutation that leads to blue...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:27:00 GMT

The Eccentric Adventure of TpUnK

It was a calm, Sunday morning. The sun was shining through my window as if to say, "Wake up TpUnK, today is going to be a good day." I brushed the sleep out of my eyes, brewed a cup of c...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:56:00 GMT

F.U.B.A.R.

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Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:18:00 GMT

How to Keep an Idiom Busy

Many centuries ago when women used bees' wax on their faces to smooth the skin. If they say too close to the fire, without the protection of a winged-bakc chair to block the heat from ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 19:50:00 GMT

Waste your time here.

For every human being on earth, there are about 200 million insects. The harmonica is the world's most popular instrument. By the time they are 65 years old, most Americans have watched more t...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:42:00 GMT

The Panda

I have to tell my tale of the panda!This next tale is the new first tale in my new book. This is not a rebel story... This is.. the PANDA! After dark, the pandas stalk,Nightmare creatures, with black...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:54:00 GMT

Lobster Bucket

There are timesWhen you findLobsters in a bucketCant climb outWhy wont they climb away? Because other lobstersPull them downCherry pits and paper clipsAnd people talking smackGiant squid will come rig...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:51:00 GMT

Yea its Good Friday!! Lets read our Horoscopes....

ARIES : You will set the world on fire with your brilliant ideas and magnetic personality. But not this month. This is the month you sleep too much and eat eggs in your boxers.TAURUS : Tha...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 13:35:00 GMT