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Kara Beyan

I am here for Friends

About Me

"My mother was a Chinese trapeze artist in pre-war Paris smuggling bombs for the underground. And she met my father at a fete in Aix-en-Provence. He was disguised as a Russian cadet in the employ of the Axis. And there in the half-light of the provincial midnight to a lone concertina they drank in cantinas, and toasted to Edith Piaf and the fall of the Reich. My sister was born in a hovel in Burgundy and left for the cattle. But later was found by a communist who'd deserted his ranks to follow his dream to start up a punk rock band in South Carolina. I get letters sometimes. They bought a plantation; she weeds the tobacco, he offends the nation. And they write, "Don't be a stranger, y'hear. Sincerely, your sister." So my parents had me to the disgust of the prostitutes on a bed in a brothel. Surprisingly raised with tender care. 'Til the money got tight, and they bet me away to a blind brigadier in a game of high stakes canasta. But, he made me a sailor on his brigadier ship fleet. I know every yardarm from main mast to jib sheet.
But sometimes I long to be landlocked, and to work in a bakery."
We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

Tom Stoppard
linkage!
beware, shamblors!
and
people who rock the FREE world
and
where sanity hides
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My Interests

theatre, music, art, politics, etc... specifically, eddie izzard, brian andreas, improv comedy, playing guitar, recording music...

I'd like to meet:

me, i guess. and capt. jack sparrow. and colin meloy.
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Music:

the decemberists, heather sampson, indigo girls, ani, tori, simon & garfunkel, yes, jason mraz, counting crows, girlyman, ditty bops, rehab, the secret machines, ben folds, and i know i'm forgetting whatever band it is that would make you want to be friends with me.

Movies:

dress to kill (it counts), the princess bride, say anything, still breathing, the emperor's new groove, flushed away, sideways, nowhere, spanglish...

Television:

the daily show, therefore by proxy the colbert report, everything on adult swim that is actually funny, and that's about it.

Books:

its all about the author.
orson scott card (ender books, treason)
william gibson (virtual light, pattern recognition)
richard bach (illusions, jonathan livingston seagull)
neil gaiman (sandman, neverwhere)
david sedaris (naked, me talk pretty one day)
al franken (liars, truth)
etc... ..

Heroes:

my parents.
and vaclav havel.
and alan rickman.

My Blog

More muziks

Word. buncha new stuff up on my myspace music page from this semester. finally, i had WAY more than i had room for. it was a good semester. so roo, if you're reading this, i will not steehoppyhot.LUV!...
Posted by Kara Beyan on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:45:00 PST

Girls in fishnets?


Posted by Kara Beyan on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:46:00 PST

muziks

    So, kids, if you're like me and love a capella versions of popular songs, check out All Girl Staff- UNCA's student all girl ensemble -on my music page:www.myspace.com/mkathrynallenB...
Posted by Kara Beyan on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:43:00 PST

my boyfriend(s)

we went to see Colin tonight. my hero of all heroes. there was a table, and Conzeula and Cornwallis were happily perched upon it. there was excellent use of 12-string guitar. laura and colin's sam coo...
Posted by Kara Beyan on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:56:00 PST

also, an observation.

In Aural Skills, we are required to be able to hear inversions. The teacher suggests to us that we need to "sing the chord in your heads." Singing the chord in your head is super hard. Quite plausibly...
Posted by Kara Beyan on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:32:00 PST

theatre logic

found this:Theatrical Structure:Producer-Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.Is more powerful than a locomotive.Is faster than a speeding bullet.Walks on water.Gives policy to God.Director-Leaps sh...
Posted by Kara Beyan on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:29:00 PST

BRRG Bout!!!

Roller derby fans, get ready to support Asheville, NC's Ridge Rollergirls again on Sunday, August 26th as we go up against Athens, GA's Classic City Rollergirls at Carrier Park (the old Speedway) on A...
Posted by Kara Beyan on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:34:00 PST

BRRG Bout video

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Posted by Kara Beyan on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:24:00 PST

My heart. is so. broken.

please don't call. i can't talk about it.i can't stop crying. i don't know how to go home anymore... he won't be waiting and watching out the bathroom window... when you put your feet up, crossed on t...
Posted by Kara Beyan on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:55:00 PST

thanks

for those of you who got married near me, housed me, fed me, and/or played with me this weekend, thanks......happy are those who play frisbee in pantyhose...  i feel like i have been beaten with ...
Posted by Kara Beyan on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:43:00 PST