THE NIGHTMARE CHEESE

About Me

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My Interests

Black cats, unlucky 13, gangsters, witches, zombies, secrets, the wail of the banshee, graveyards, witness protection, bears, pirates, ufos, things that go bump in the night, the royal order of rabbits, wrong turns to places shown on no map, apparitions, cowboys, aliens, the wild wild west, freak shows, clowns, drifters, strangers, shady motels, goths, wolves, children of the cheese, urban myths, shape shifters, dark woods, wolfsbane, road kill, father christmas, the common dormouse.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Johnny Cash, Gram Rabbit, The Pogues, Nick Cave, PJ Harvey, The Tossers.

Movies:

Horror, westerns, sci-fi, cult.

Television:

The Twilight Zone, Saturday morning cartoons.

Books:

Graphic novels, Roahl Dahl, Dr. Seuss.

Heroes:

Roahl Dahl, Stan Lee, Dr. Seuss, Shane Macgowan, Edgar Allan Poe, George Lucas.

My Blog

THE EDIBLE DORMOUSE (WE NEVER SAW IT COMING)

The edible dormouse (We never saw it coming) In the late twenty-first century The common dormouse was found to be A quite exquisite delicacy Soon in fancy restaurants across th...
Posted by THE NIGHTMARE CHEESE on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:40:00 PST

SCARECROW BOY (THE BOY WHO GREW ROOTS)

SCARECROW BOY (THE BOY WHO GREW ROOTS) The boy just decided to sit down in the field one day Just for a few hours then declared he would stay Eventually his parents came a...
Posted by THE NIGHTMARE CHEESE on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:00:00 PST

SILENCER FOR THE LAMB

SILENCER FOR THE LAMB The wolf arrived for breakfast And ordered coffee, toast and jam He read the morning paper, paid then left to kill the lamb He caught the number seven...
Posted by THE NIGHTMARE CHEESE on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST

THE NIGHTMARE CHEESE Grandma Grot told Granddaughter Dot Never to eat cheese after six o' clock "Eating cheese before you go to bed invites nasty nightmares inside ...
Posted by THE NIGHTMARE CHEESE on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:21:00 PST