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QUAYLEAF

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1983: grasshoppers reigned over the drying crust of Wanniassa. Meanwhile, at Plaza Music in the infinitesimal suburb of Woden, Mick Sarantos and Damian McDonald met over the poster rack and instantly hated each other. Vowing to curse each other’s bones to Beelzebub, they formed a band. BATTLEAXE broke new ground with its searing concrete stage props and lightning fast piss breaks. A move to Sydney saw scotch opened and a new band. WARSPITE tunnelled to more new ground and a new sound, but the singer’s breath of putridity let them down. With the help of the Greek mafia, DETRIMENT was formed, and they became the tightest drinkers in the Sydney thrash scene. As with all the late 80s, early 90s thrashers of Sydney, the boys woke up hungover (some still drunk) in a park in Kings Cross on a blearing Sunday morning and decided they were sick of paying for their drummer’s religious icon collecting habit. Sarantos and McDonald, not satisfied with packing tampons into boxes at the local menstrual foundry decided to form MONEY TREE SEEDS, a more experimental and less British band, and learned how to kill a rat with a brick, and at what stage of drunkenness self tattooing is to be lamented.Still at war with each other, Sarantos and McDonald have maintained the will of Satan, and formed as QUAYLEAF. Since 2001 they’ve taunted and sworn like nuns at each other, giving up only once when they paused to celebrate what they thought was the end of the world in the glory days of 2005. QUAYLEAF are based in Sydney's filthy inner-west.

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Member Since: 7/30/2006
Band Website: anti-mundanity.net
Band Members: Mick Sarantos (aka Robot De Niro) - Guitar/VocalsDamian McDonald (aka Obergruppenfurher Marx) - Bass
Influences: Crushanator's dressed in red, Tapirs, The Carpet Cleaning Cult, Hernandez & Impulse Banger, Wally & Ozzies Pizza, The Universe, Fear of flushing the toilet, Titanium, Lorraine, Raw Meats Chick, Raylzah, Cleaning out ear wax whilst having sex with a chemically induced female Warlord, The American De Polo's, Panini Di Casa Bread, Alcohol by the truckload, Mandalorians, Big Yan's unintentional humor, Larry David, The etamology of Lerzdi, Seenbiks, The year 2060, The Wheel of Pain, Diabetes, Eating out of garbage bins but washing hands first, The Devil, Crooked and yellowed teeth, Ming's bunyanesque kilya, The Boremore Years, The System, Dr. Zoidberg, Negativo, Never Gambling, Paper Shredders, Sciatica, The Good Hodgkins, Your Mundanity, Blu-Tack stains, Slaters, Groover's paranoia, Lobot Conventions, Going "The Jimmiest" at an early age, Transgranular fractures and frugal co-workers who are opposed to the terraforming of Mars.
Sounds Like: a fart in falsetto!
Record Label: 100% Unmarketable
Type of Label: None

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The rock n roll scene is alive and well here on myspace! It's heartening to see many of our old mates from the late 80s and early-mid 90s still kickin'! Well, Quayleaf have been jamming and writing, a...
Posted by QUAYLEAF on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:46:00 PST