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LIL' TYSON/LIZMAR IBOPA

It is the kind of thing that puts me so very one edge; edge of my seat, clinging to the edge, need a

About Me


I’d let you have the cardboard Burger King crown and the shiny poly-mix cape with the crushed velvet lining, not just this one time when we play dress up, but every time. You can have the bubble gum lipgloss and I’ll settle for the ancient lipstick that spreads on like gluestick and tastes like a rusty swing-set chain. I’ll lick my lips that you’re pleased.You can have all the crayons that aren’t peeled or broken and I’ll give you the last red popsicle. I’ll leave more Kool-Aid sand at the bottom of your drink, so much you’ll need a spoon. We will roller skate and skin our knees. I will stub my toe on the same day you grass stain your jeans and some adult will tell us to settle down. So I’ll read to you from Choose Your Own Adventure and we’ll fall asleep smelling of mud and mosquito spray on clean white sheets with some breeze that doesn’t exist in real time.We love ghost stories and roller coasters. We are that kind of scary. I’ll start a story on red construction paper with a blue pencil and you can add to it with a picture, a song, or another sentence. We will listen to Michael Jackson until Human Nature comes on and then we’ll cry in our flannel sleeping bags. He’s just so something that other singers aren’t, ya know? Yeah I know.Tomorrow you will get the pancakes with the most chocolate chips. I’ll drink apple juice and spoon up the extra syrup, all the time feeling totally gotten.
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My Interests

Diagnostics, NPR, singing the blues, getting off on being withholding, forensics, googling things, the crime library, paint pens, TV on DVD, black-line tattoos, cold fronts, klonopin, when people ask me how my day is going and i yell "WHAT'S WITH THE THIRD DEGREE??", guided meditation, studying "freelance medicine", being with dogs and other animals, judaism, materialistic accumulation, medical oddities, biological science, permanent markers, pine nuts, skinny vanilla lattes, public radio, cape and boots, geminis, carbohydrates, fruit and cheese plates, crafting, ira glass, vitamin water, my dogs trotsky and olivier, string cheese, my kitten gypsy lou, my mum.

I'd like to meet:

A pair of pants to pull squarely around my thighs and ass.

Music:

The Cutters: The Band - The Single.

Movies:

Dead Ringers.

Television:

It's always sunny in Philadelphia, Mystery Diagnosis, Lemur Kingdom, Lockup, Dexter, Trauma: Life in the ER, Caught on Tape, Rescue Me, The Real World, Law and Order:SVU, any Law and Order, House: MD, Grey's Anatomy, ER, Nip/Tuck, Scrubs, Groomer Has It, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Taboo.

Books:

Couldn't Keep it to Myself: Testimonies From Our Imprisoned Sisters, Sellevision, Black Spring, The Fountainhead, Cock and Bull, She's Come Undone, Miss Lonelyhearts, Haunted, Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Little Bit, Middlesex, Carry Me Down, How the Light Gets In, The Air Conditioned Nightmare, Possible Side Effects, Dermaphoria, The Day of the Locust, I Know This Much is True, Crazy Cock, Nausea, Positively 4th street, What We Talk About When We Talk About Love, A Happy Death, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Fall, The Days Run Away Like Wild Horses Over the Hills, I Know This Much is True, The Complete Lyrics of Bob Dylan, What Looks Like Crazy on an Ordinary Day, Hotel World, The Lovely Bones, Where I'm Calling From, Everybody Poops.

Heroes:

Vivien Thomas and Dr. Alfred Blalock.

My Blog

1.

in person, you were wearing the same shades that you have worn for years on screen. you had that same look on your face  the one that says, "fuck you and fuck you more." it looks like you still like ...
Posted by LIL' TYSON/LIZMAR IBOPA on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:19:00 PST

2.

i am inclined to max out my credit card on the most progressive scanner being sold in stores, or out of stores, even. i could search the interenet maniacally for the perfect gem of a scanner and then ...
Posted by LIL' TYSON/LIZMAR IBOPA on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:13:00 PST

3.

I NEED TO ATTEND THIS SUMMER'S WILDERNESS SURVIVAL CAMP
Posted by LIL' TYSON/LIZMAR IBOPA on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:41:00 PST

4.

LITERALLY....
Posted by LIL' TYSON/LIZMAR IBOPA on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:33:00 PST

california - you have half a heart and a full set of breasts.

the night finally has time for me - tonight! i am wrapped, burrito-style, inside of my black sheets, which aren't a natural black, like this night's sky, but a silky glossed over font-type black. the ...
Posted by LIL' TYSON/LIZMAR IBOPA on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 02:52:00 PST

the meditation of the bored!

inside of me are terrible treasures which will not give way to incident. they will not give way to sleeping pills, to alcohol - terrible thoughts for which i am the forerunner! they stand there, kind...
Posted by LIL' TYSON/LIZMAR IBOPA on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 06:25:00 PST

i have all sorts of things in my lungs, and not enough in my heart.

i have all sorts of things in my lungs that refuse to just shut up there's a whistle that blows like the crack of a whip and a rusty faucet turning on and off over and over forever turning on and of...
Posted by LIL' TYSON/LIZMAR IBOPA on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:52:00 PST

this day, no brain, heavy wind.

i've bruised! i've softened! i've learned that the city is the loveliest when you stay inside and wait for the sugared death to begin. death seems precious now; to die is not to be waiting under the ...
Posted by LIL' TYSON/LIZMAR IBOPA on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:51:00 PST

to eat is to only be half of a person

To eat is to be only half of a person. In reality, one instant of taxing hunger can oppress even the most primary of all souls. Most recently, the battalion of would-be abortions down my street had to...
Posted by LIL' TYSON/LIZMAR IBOPA on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:11:00 PST

draw a card moon! roll the dice sun!

From the angry throat of a flowerComes a ballerinaQuite drunk, quite angry, she wheels our wayPirouetting through the brunette sky Lightly at firstFingers long, blowing like corkscrew leavesTerribly t...
Posted by LIL' TYSON/LIZMAR IBOPA on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 11:25:00 PST