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El Hanso

Die With a Smile

About Me

:) :) THINGS I LIKE :) :) Music, more then anything, The RAIN, Anything artistic or attractive to the eye, GREEN TEA, Eating the cookie dough out of the ice cream and then putting it back, Horror Movies, RED STRIPE, Mullet Watching, TACOBELL, Bad Movies, Shiny or Colorful things, Cheese Sandwiches w/ketsup, Video Games, Girls with big eyes and long dark hair, HALLOWEEN, Streakers, Anything GREEN, Cloudy gloomy weather, Guns, Cartoons, Pizza for Breakfast, Falling asleep in the bathtub, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :( :( THINGS THAT DISGUST ME :( :( Negative People, Asshole drivers, Hangovers, Coffee, People who sue because they dont want to work, WALLMART, Michael Jackson, Small Dogs, ONIONS, People who think i..m Liberal because my hair is long, Liberals, Rude People, T.V., Spinning Rims, Hummers, LARS ULRICH, People who FART in my car, Smokers

My Interests

Making/Writing music, Watching Movies, Playing Video Games (shut up), Swimming, School.

I'd like to meet:

Billy Corgan, Maynard Keenan, Neil Young & Stevie Nicks (so i can thank them for the music) Christopher Walken, Samuel L. Jackson, & Ron Jeremy (so i can thank them for the movies), Cristina Ricci (so i can remind her that shes hot), some one in fresno who knows how to drive, and Bill Gates. . . . (so I can give him a wedgie).

Music:

Crosby Stills & Nash, TOOL, Terry Reid, a perfect circle, Neil Young, The Doors,


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Stereophonics, Ill Nino, Filter, Sevendust, Fleetwood Mac, Smashing Pumpkins, Buddy Guy, The Who, Rolling Stones,Pink Floyd,


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Alabina, Mynis, Stone temple pilots, Cream, Deftones, Strunz & Farrah, Hendrix, Metallica, Slipknot, Modest Mouse, any thing fast, intricate, or hard.

Movies:

Spun, House of 1000 corpses, The Devils Rejects, Fight Club, Dawn of the Dead, Friday the 13th, The Breakfast Club, Texas chainsaw massacre (the original), Snatch, Tourist Trap, Creep Show, 28 Days Latter, The Crow, Bangkok Dangerous, The Abyss, Boondok Saints, Go, The Warriors, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Nightmare on elm st., The Eye 2, HBOs OZ, Man Bites Dog,Revenge of the Nerds, Phansism,Pulp Fiction, Napolean Dynamite, and my all time favorite The GOONIES.

Television:

I dont watch TV, but i do love Gumby and Gilligan's Island.

Books:

*The zombie survival guide, *punisher comics (shut up, its still a book), *1984,

Heroes:

My Mom (the best part of me), Theodore Roosevelt, Walt Disney (America's greatest visionary, Tony Blair (the British man with the biggest balls!), Batman, Maynard Keenan (TOOL), Neil Young, The Punisher, Billy Corgan, Sponge Bob Square Pants.

My Blog

Who would you fight if you could fight anyone right now?

Feelin frisky right now? If you could fight anyone right now, who would it be. Don't right me back and tell me "i don't like to fight" or any of that hippy crap. I know you hate someone for some reaso...
Posted by El Hanso on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:13:00 PST

Grocery List (Input please)

I'm going shopping today since i am a self proclaimed microwave chef, the list rarely changes.*Cheese (munster or mozarella)*Turkey (deli style)*Frozen burritos & taquitos (el monterey)*White Cast...
Posted by El Hanso on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:36:00 PST

Bulletin Abuse

              ok, i know it's summer and hot which means that many people will stagger to their computers and log on to myspace. Now here is ...
Posted by El Hanso on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 05:13:00 PST