..i make myself angry....and i have UGLY SHADOWS!
HONESTLY....I DOUBT I'D BE SO DAMN DOPE IF I DIDNT FUCK UP CONSTANTLY....."Take that MYSPACE out of your arm. You got a hypodermic USB cable"- Spliff...the only thing he has ever said that i'll never forget......"In the mist of all this destruction. when the world had no hope during the tsunami of terror and the tidal waves of mayhem. When many drowned in despair....out of the waters rose the embodiment of HOPE, JUSTICE, ORDER, and DOPENESS.... KUNG FU ROBOTs RODE ATOP THE WAVES OF EVIL AND A PROMISE THAT A NEW WORLD ORDER SHALL BE SET....IN......STEEL" ::techno punk rawk music begins...twinkle twinkle of stars and lightning bolts and flashes of green polka dots:: this is how the muthafuckin story begins.... now i dare you tell me that shit aint dope...I DARE YOU!!!!!I AM FROM OUTTER SPACE. MECHANICALLY ENGINEERED TO DEMOLISH BULLSHIT. MY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO RULE THE WORLD....FUCK THE WORLD...RULE THE UNIVERSE. STREET HUSTLER OF THE AT.MOST.SPHERE.....THEN DISAPPEAR INTO THE SHADOWS OF COASTA RICA AND LIVE IN A COCONUT TREE...ONLY COMING DOWN TO TEND MY TOMATOE PLANTS THAT WILL PASS ON MY SUPERPOWER TO MY CHILDREN.... WHAT IS THAT SUPER POWER YOU ASK.... THE BROOKLYN BATTLE ROCK KRUNK POW ELECTRIC SLIDE...DONE TO THE TUNE OF THE MR.ROBOTO REMIX BY LIL JOHN. DONT ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT DYING TO SEE WHAT THAT SHIT LOOKS LIKE. NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN IT CUZ BY THE TIME IT STARTS YOU'RE BEGGING TO MERCY. RIGHT NOW I AM RAISING MY ARMY OF BABY.WU.BOTS. COMPRIZED OF THE CHILDREN OF MY FRIENDS ALL OF WHICH I HAVE STOLEN AND KEEP IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET OF MY OFFICE BIOTC DAY JOB.... I BELIEVE THE ORIGINAL ASTRONAUTS WHERE AFRICANS. AND DREW TOLD ME BLUE BLOODS ARE LIZARDS. I THINK I BELIEVE HIM....CUZ THEY SMELL LIKE PAN BATTER WHEN IT RAINS....JOHN THOMAS TOLD ME THAT IN THE 1ST GRADE. LATELY I HAVE BEEN STAYING UP FOR 3-6 DAYS STRAIGHT STARING OUT MY WINDOW WAITING FOR THE SHADOWS TO CREEP UP ON ME SO I CAN PRACTICE MY ROBOTIC SOBER MONKEY KARATE CHOP. I'M SLEEP DEPRIVED. I'VE NEVER TAKEN A KARATE CLASS CUZ I'VE SEEN EVER EPISODE OF TEENAGE MUTAN NINJA TURTLES AND I WATCH BRUCE LEE MOVIES WHILE STANDING ON MY HEAD....FOR BREAKFAST I EAT CREAM OF WHEAT SWEETENED WITH HONEY AND LIQUID SILVER....and i like hugz and sleep with a stuffed seal.STAY TUNED FOR THE WILDEST SHIT YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD HEAR AND SEE.... CUZ.....I SAID SO.XOXOBOXOXO
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