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About Me

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You are Han Solo Han Solo 76% Luke Skywalker 73% Lando Calrissian 67% Chewbacca 66% Princess Leia 62% Anakin Skywalker 62% Mace Windu 57% Padme 54% Obi-Wan Kenobi 53% Jar Jar Binks 53% Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.
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My Interests

baseball season, scorched earth, ginger ale, being the old guy at metal shows, not getting annoyed, hammocks, gorecannons, tall cans of budwieser, god of war II, the history channel, cartoons, porches, clean sheets, hand to hand combat, funny pictures of cats my sister sends me, chicken wednesday, lemon grass tofu, bitterness, tattoos, rock, getting stiffed by a bunch of dumbasses, fixing the gauntlet marc gave me, pictures of boats, going swimming, fucking ruining your life, bioshock, and peanut m&m's

I'd like to meet:

currently not accepting applications for new friends. happy with the ones i have and it's hard enough to keep up with them any how.that doesn't apply if you have an unlimited supply of girl scout cookies (samoas prefered)or a swimming pool.

Music:

i listen to alot of metal and bubba the love sponge.

Movies:

super awesome stuff with explosions

Television:

dexter.

Books:

that one about the really deep shit that changed my life and made me smarter than you.

Heroes:

edward gorey, tim burton, my grandparents, conan the barbarian, Erte, Mucha, my sister, she has her shit amazingly together.

My Blog

sue will back me up

So I would like to think that stuff like aliens and bigfoot exist. i'll even go a step beyond. but first, the set up. Recently, a new species of human ancestory was discovered in indonesia. the specie...
Posted by The Lukeness Monster on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:17:00 PST

stories emily would find acceptable. pt 2.

Once there was a little kitty named socks. he said his prayers, purred, and did all the things that good little kitties do. his days were filled with delicious kitty food and naps. but one day his dic...
Posted by The Lukeness Monster on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:15:00 PST

you can shove that horoscope directly up your ass

Horoscopes and astrology are fucking dumb. The idea that the positions of certain planets and moons at the exact time of your birth having an affect on your personality sounds as stupid to me as phren...
Posted by The Lukeness Monster on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

a city on the moon and human nature

The other day I read a story that we are going back to the moon. Apparently a ton of people are really pissed about this. Not me. Sure, it is a gigantic waste of tax dollars. Why spend billions to put...
Posted by The Lukeness Monster on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:17:00 PST

dear santa

for christmas i don't want much but please give me lazer/rocket eyeballs so i can find all of the shitty bands that try to add everyone on their page and vaporize them and their houses. not that i hav...
Posted by The Lukeness Monster on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:40:00 PST

new technology and the shortcomings of the discovery channel

i have always been a fan of conspiracies and the darker side of the people that run the government. i saw something the other day that got my little ticker a' ticking. The stealth bomber and fighter a...
Posted by The Lukeness Monster on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:55:00 PST

fun with biological warfare!!!!!

biological warfare has been around for a long, long time. many ancient cultures including the sumarians and romans would hurl disease ridden bodies over the walls of their enemies during a seige. ther...
Posted by The Lukeness Monster on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:45:00 PST

the world cup is fucking dumb.

i love sports. i love the chicago bears and the chicago cubs. right now the cubs/astros game is minimized on the computer screen. we're up 2-1. i follow football religiously and even got into college ...
Posted by The Lukeness Monster on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 02:03:00 PST

new scientific study

a new scientific study from luke hall and marc morgan has discovered a direct correlation between the cuteness of an animal and how good it tastes. example: baby harp seal = delicious but sewer rat = ...
Posted by The Lukeness Monster on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:34:00 PST

pinky the unicorn and her adventures in happy land

pinky the unicorn was the happiest unicorn in happy land even though she was raped by a priest at a very young age. she loved to frolick in the peppermint fields and sing to the jelly bean tribe that ...
Posted by The Lukeness Monster on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:45:00 PST