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About Me

Stopping smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I have done it dozens of times

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My Interests

Forties and blunts at the park son. I played rugby for FIU. Rugby, football and soccer are awesome. I enjoy swimming in the ocean year round, playing music, scuba diving, tattoos, traveling and surfing. Im great on the grill, and Im a decent cook. Im trying to learn more exotic shit. I live on warm, sunny beaches, Jack on the rocks and RUGBY! Georgia football, Memphis Tigers, Saints, Grizzlies, Man U, AC Milan and of course the Braves.

I'd like to meet:

The perfect wave and the perfect beer

Music:

One good thing about music is when it hits you feel no pain...as long as it is good, I'll jam it.

Movies:

Beerfest is the best movie EVER. I love all zombie movies. Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers, Shaun of the Dead, Hustle and Flow, Green Street Hooligans, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lord of the Rings, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Football Factory, Star Wars, James Bond, Kevin Smith movies, except Jersey Girl (sucked ass). I like most horror and vampire movies, and anything that can make me laugh.

Television:

No Fuckin Mames Way!!! ok, sports and cartoons.

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Michael Moore's stuff, Alice in Wonderland, Animal Farm, Vonnegut, Hunter S., Electronics, Vampires, Zombies, Philosophy, History...Ive really been diggin on Tom Clancy books lately. I like to read...its better than T.V.

Heroes:

Anyone who sets their own goals and accomplishes just that

My Blog

Too Funny

Man Charged With Passing Gas at Cop "A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer." "The gas was very odorous...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:31:00 PST

kiss my booboo

Broken clavicles suck. Now my right shoulder is the good one. Tennis anyone?
Posted by Mike on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:20:00 PST

If you need me...

I'll be in Mexico for a little while. But you can leave a message with my secretary and I probably wont get back to you until Im back in the states. Hasta luego
Posted by Mike on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 08:00:00 PST

Whats up with you Mike?

Ive been writing a lot of songs lately. I suppose it has to do with my beautiful and wonderful muse. I really like the songs too, best shit Ive ever written...even if they are all mos...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 03:29:00 PST

Is it just me?

I know the finals in basketball are coming up and Miami is going crazy here, should be some great games, but I am so fuckin stoked about the World Cup. Why cant I be rich and not have to work ju...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 02:09:00 PST

Made it and still alive

So the trek across country has been completed and the mission was accomplished or whatever. Nobody got arrested despite the border patrol and K-9 dog search of the car. I almost shat myself when the...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 29 May 2006 11:14:00 PST

Vegas Baby

Im in Vegas. I had never been and my friends live out here. The trip is going great. I saw the Alamo in San Antonio...we didnt even know it was there and just happened to pass throug...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:38:00 PST

Whats that Willie Nelson song?

On the road again baby. Im driving with my friend to San Francisco. Over 3000 miles, and no plan really. Lets see how much trouble we can get into, and how my luck runs in Vegas.&nbs...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:55:00 PST

If you say so

I was walking my dog tonight and ran into a "lady of the night." My dog has a female magnet installed in his fur, so naturally she had to come over and pet him. We got into a discussion&nb...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 18 May 2006 09:59:00 PST

sunny side up

Go Grizzlies...lets get that first playoff win. Nowitski can eat a fat dick. Why do all the teams I support have to get shit on by terrible refs? The Heat are doing good. ...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:06:00 PST