scarface al capone

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on sundays-HEAVY METAL-ROCK N ROLL AND ALTERNATIVE MUSIC HOUR
AND THE GOLDEN OLDIES AND 70'S, MUSIC BEFORE 1980 ONLY"
on mondays-BLUE MONDAY QUIET STORM SLOW JAMS
on tuesdays-THE R.I.P. MUSIC HOUR, MUSIC PLAYED BY ARTISTS WHO ARE DEAD".
on wednesdays-THE 80'S AND 90'S MUSIC NITE, MUSIC FROM 1980 TO 1999 ONLY"
on thursdays-THE YEAR 2000 TO 2007 MUSIC NITE.
on fridays-PARTY MUSIC NITE.
on saturdays-OL SKOOL HIP HOP, MUSIC BEFORE 1990.
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Name: scarface al capone
Birthdate: 8/18/1970
Birthplace: north philly
Current Location: boring ass columbus, ohio
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: black
Height: 5 ft 7
Weight: 140 lbs.
Piercings: i used to on my left ear lobe
Tatoos: hell no
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yeah i gotta girlfriend
Overused Phraze: you can kiss my natural born black ashy ass
FAVORITES
Food: cheesesteaks
Candy: i dont eat candy anymore. bad for the teeth.
Number: #1
Color: black
Animal: the lion
Drink: orange juice
Alcohol Drink: bacardi 151 and cranberry juice
Bagel: yeah its good only with philadelphia cream cheese
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: the thighs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: both, but i really dont get down with fast foods no more
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon, but thats only cause i didnt get better choices
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla both, imma greedy nigga..lol
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: both, imma greedy nigga..lol
Dog or Cat: cats, their easier to train but i do have 2 pet chin chillas
Rap or Punk: rap all day everyday
Summer or Winter: both, i like wearing leather coats in the winter and like watchin women in bikinis in the summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both
Love or Money: money is always 1st, imma get love regardless
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i get tired
Most Missed Memory: when i used to sell drugs back in the late 80's, wooo weee were them some good times
Best phyiscal feature: my eyes
First Thought Waking Up: damn i need some sex, even tho i just had some last night..lol
Goal for this year: try not to kill someone for fuckin with me..lol
Best Friends: i have alot of best friends
Weakness: being nice when i shoulda just cussed the person out when they pissed me off
Fears: death
Heritage: black american
Longest relationship: 7 years and running
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: and yanno this maaannn..lol
Ever Smoked: and yanno this maaannn..lol
Pot: i love it, simply scrumscious..lol
Ever been Drunk: yo, i gets twisted off of bacardi 151 and cranberry juice, what you think?
Ever been beaten up: next question..lol you tryin to make me go kill somebody for old memories..lol
Ever beaten someone up: yeah i have and i feel bad about it
Ever Shoplifted: yes sirrr
Ever Skinny Dipped: no, but i still have time..lol
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: of course!
Been Dumped Lately: 7 years ago
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: hazel or blue
Favorite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long: long
Height: i really dont care as long as its not a midget
Style: smooth and cool
Looks or Personality: both, i told you i was greedy
Hot or Cute both, what part of greedy dont you understand?
Drugs and Alcohol: both, just dont deal wit girls who smoke crack or heroin
Muscular or Really Skinny: how bout thick?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: too many
What country do you want to Visit: none, imma stay my black ass right here in america
How do you want to Die: i really dont want to, but if i had to, it would be in my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately: not really, i have within the past 4 months
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, it gets me in the loving mood
Get along with your Parents: my dad yes, my mom no
Health Freak: yes
Do you think your Attractive: of course, i'm god's gift to women
Believe in Yourself: yes sirrrr
Want to go to College: yeah but for the wrong reasons..lol
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: of course yo!
Been in Love: yes i have
Do you Sing: hell yeah
Want to get Married: not really, but if i do, its for life. i dont believe in divorce
Do you want Children: i have several now yo. i'm not havin anymore unless they get rid of child support
Have your future kids names planned out: yes
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: ...........
Hate anyone: i dont hate, i only dislike. i dislike george bush
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE EDDIE MURPHY JOKE!
gus!
what the fuck is wrong with ya wife?
why cant she walk a flight of steps?
you come over every muthafuggin year gus!
and ya burn down my muthafuggin yard and ya wife rips down my steps!
why?
i work hard to get my place beautiful!
and then the muthafugga comes over and rip the steps down!
look at the muthafuggin steps gus!
they fucked up gus!
why cant she walk the steps?
yanno why ya wife cant walk a flight of steps?
cause shes a fat hairy bitch!
thats why, thats why gus!
and my children are afraid of ya wife!
eddie is afraid of her, he has nightmares about ya wife!
i went into his room last week gus!
he was in the bed screaming,"oh help me help me!"
i woke him, i shook him, i said,"whats wrong?"
he said,"aunt bunny is comin to get me!
hes afraid of ya wife cause she has a bigger mustache than his father!
but yanno what it is gus?
i figured out about ya wife!
imma say it and my wife, i dont give a fuck what my wife say, she can shut da fuck up!
imma tell ya something, i figured out about ya wife, i know where you met ya wife!
you told me you met ya wife 15 years ago at a muthafuggin campin trip and that ya wife was puerto rican!
ya wife aint no muthafuggin puerto rican!
i thought she was when i 1st met her gus!
cause i walked up and i said,"nice to meet you, my name is vernon" and she said,"hello my name is bunni, goonie goo goo!"
what da fuck does goonie goo goo mean gus?!
i dont know what da fuck that shit means til this day!
i thought i learned some new spanish shit!
i went up to my friend and i said,"hey sanchez,goonie goo goo!"
and sanchez said,"get the hell outta here!"
so i've been walkin around for years confused!
and i finally figured out about ya wife and where you met ya wife!
you didnt meet ya wife on no muthafuggin campin trip!
ya wife is a bigfoot, isnt she gus?
ya wife is a bigfoot, isnt she?
thats why the bitch mustache is so muthafuggin thick!
cause ya shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak!
i know a muthafuggin bigfoot when i see one!
dont bring a bigfoot in my home gus wit my children!
the bitch cant talk, she cant walk a flight of steps!
she not trained well gus!
she cannot walk steps, i bet she climb da fuck outta a tree tho, dont she gus?
laughin my ass off!
OK, I JUST WANTED TO BRING A SMILE TO ALL OF YOUR FACES, BUT NOW ONTO A MORE SERIOUS NOTE
its been 1 year since hurricane katrina has hit and my question to you all is,"have we forgotten and moved on?" i would hope not. the job is far from over. imagine yourself in that situation. its folks still out there who are not with their relatives, still without homes, still havent found friends and families who have died during all of this. who the hell are we as a nation to call these folks "REFUGEES?" thats a fuckin slap in the face. what, did they lose their citizenship after hurricane katrina hit? for all the folks who actually helped and gave things to all the victims, dont stop helping and giving. the job is far from over. and for all the victims out there, keep ya head up. i "scarface al capone" has not forgot and i shall not stop helping and giving. thank you all for the support.