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Mad Elaine

A Sort Of Introduction

About Me

OI!!!!!! BANDS!!!!!! THIS MEANS YOU!!!!! If you are NOT a) Techno (see my Friends), b) God-Squad (meaning Christian praise & worship), c) local (North East Scotland) or d) big enough for me to know who ya are (like in the charts), then DO NOT ASK ME TO ADD YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have the right to deny & I DO USE IT, so be warned!!!! Bands currently on were either a) early or b) fulfilled at least one of the above conditions. If I want yas I will ask YOU to add ME. GOT IT??? Ordinary folks can ignore the above, acceptance of you is more varied, basically real folks who are not in the act of taking their clothes off or have top friends consisting almost entirely of such folks are all welcome, cheers!!! Btw sorry I've seen it necessary to add this to my profile, but just in the last 24 hours I've had to deny three bands I've not heard of who did not impress majorly. I am not here to have 6000 friends, if I was I would have gone on a load of Friend-adding thingies, what I want is folks I like, folks who share at least one of my interests, folks I have a chance of meeting, folks who make me say "WHOAH!!! That stuff's AMAZING!!!", folks I know offline, folks fae forums & folks who actually take time out to send a message or comment to me. Nuff said.If my profile keeps saying that "I don't want kids" it had better shut up!!!!!!!!! I have one, who lives elsewhere, & have been told I should wait until I am in a settled relationship until I have any more, not that finding one is easy in a dump like this. As if finding a steady partner for a My Little Pony-loving, technohead Christian was ever easy!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm tall, with dead long, dead straight (pan straight) brown hair, wear glasses & live in a wee village in Scotland. A few of you will know where through eBay (I buy a good bit of stuff off there, can I type that?). But as it is I am relatively happy doing my own thing & having everyone as friends, though the word "wedding" still carries a wee sting for me, due to wondering if it will ever happen to me... Oh yeah, & I'm a bit nuts as well, & I like nutters!!! AND I'm a vegetarian!!!!!!!!!! I still eat eggs & drink milk though...

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My Interests

The Lord, My Little Pony & other 80s toys, Techno (as above) , other music of any sort you can imagine, Percy (the computer), movies of action, sci-fi, fantasy & comedy, some good dramas as well, books of all the above except sci-fi, have to see the weird gadgets..., taking walks, ornaments, &, well, anything else really, but the biggies are there Just to let yas know, I've done it!!!! Some of yas will have been asked, or be asking me already, for the rest of yas, here's my card:
Elaine Brantingham http://MadElaine2qr.bebo.com/
Yep, I'm now on Bebo!!! Myspace will continue to feature Doodle Book Online & blogs of nights out... Btw my profile is private...

I'd like to meet:

Or see, let's make that clear right now!!!!!!!!!! Meetings: Freddie Mercury's no longer with us, so Brian May is first on the have never met list. Also whoever had the bright idea of making multicoloured ponies in Hasbro, Bill Hybels, Billy Graham & anyone connected with any, I mean ANY, music not mentioned in part two. Also Chris Ryan, John Grisham, Lee Child & some of the other great authors out there. Acting wise Ewan McGregor, Arnie, Linda Hamilton, Ian McKellan, Patrick Stewart, Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Garner. To see (as I've met them before), well, about half my favourite scene comes in here (kerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrboomaboomaboomaboomaboomaboomaboomabooma.. .), especially MC Ron (where IS he now?), MC Gee, MC XXX, the Human Resource boys, the Bass X crew, the Chill FM squad, the wee Neurotek lads, (I think you know where I'm going wi this...), & the following DJs:- Lenny Dee (never met), Alex Technotrance (met a few times) & his girl, Guy! Bass Generator (met, phoned & emailed quite a few times & some of my CDs came fae there - his was the space that got me here... & trust me, he merits the exclamation mark...) & his wife, M-Zone (never met), Mark EG (never met), Marc Smith (met very briefly), Rob Gee (met recently - would like to see more of you...), Serna (never met, have to make up for that), & others like this, if you get the hint... Also anyone else fun, nuts, or just cool... PHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Techno's my fave, .. width="425" height="350" .. but I love all music EXCEPT:- what they called "garage" in the mid 90s (Bucketheads - The Bomb), Slush of any sort (S-Club, Boyzone etc, as well as slushcore), Liam Gallagher & Geri Halliwell - neither one can sing, The Smiths & Morrisey, too depressing, Daniel O'Donnell (throws up), & I think that's it!!!!!!! Anything with a slight tune, a slight beat, a bit of imagination, a bit of talent & reasonable words (where there are), is absolutely fine. Btw, I'm a kick-drum girl at heart, hard house to utter exhaustion/ stupidity/... whatever you think of 500+ bpm anyway... ..

Movies:

Loooooooooooooooooads as mentioned above. Specific examples are Bourne, Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars, Marvel movies (eg Daredevil), Terminator, Charlie's Angels etc. Also like cartoon movies & musicals. Usually watch them on DVD but occasionally known to venture into a cinema, when I can spare the money from eBay/ raving/ offerings...

Television:

I REFUSE POINT BLANK TO OWN A TELEVISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't afford the license, & don't wish to have to rush home to catch x programme on TV. I'd rather watch what I want, when I want cheers, too much else to do...

Books:

Eddings, Ryan, Grisham, Our Father Who Art In Heaven, Lee Child, CS Lewis, loads of RD Condensed Books authors, several fantasy authors, & several Christian authors, Oh, & Terry Pratchett

Heroes:

Freddie Mercury, Chris Ryan, Alex Technotrance, Lenny Dee (my daft pony lho), Guy! Bass Generator, Ewan McGregor, Angelina Jolie, Our Father Who Art In Heaven, Paul who wrote half the NT, quite a few more, & yes, I would ideally like to meet/ see them all, they're people too, you know... (except God, but even He came down as Jesus...)

My Blog

Fantazia COTT Review (also on Fantazia forum)

Having FINALLY found the fishnet tights on Thursday, my outfit was complete. I ask you: how HARD is it to find white fishnet tights????? Anyway, I still had the last day posts to check out on various ...
Posted by Mad Elaine on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:57:00 PST

Old accounts time: the JDI 11/4/1998 blog

It's rather hard to figure out what to type about the part of my life between 27/6/1997 & 11/4/1998, due to the fact it was such a painful time in my life I still consider it the worst part of my ...
Posted by Mad Elaine on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:10:00 PST

Sooth Of Tha Booada Special Tha Blog Man!!!

This one, unlike the others, starts on Thursday, as I head for Aberdeen to get put up at Stephen's (note NOT a spelling mistake, this is STEPHEN as in "No Stephens, no darlings", as opposed to STEVEN ...
Posted by Mad Elaine on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:02:00 PST

T&B Birthday Night

While on the bus to Glasgow I got a text fae Steven saying he had an appointment at 15:00 so couldn't see me at Buchanan Street when I arrived in Glasgow, where I discovered my next problem: the ...
Posted by Mad Elaine on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:07:00 PST

Ive made 3 mistakes...sekatsim 3 edam evI

See if ya can spot them...   gnihtyzziuq sdrawkcab eman rey lleps ehT Just for a laugh, I've answered all the questions backwards!!!!!1. Spell your name backwards.enialE2. Pretend you've had 15 ...
Posted by Mad Elaine on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:15:00 PST

At last!!!!!!!! Edinburgh Amnezia 10th August 2007

Festival Amnezia: Aware that the Edinburgh Festival is on, I try to book a room for the night in advance. Even then I have to do this through Laterooms.com, who have a room for me in Edinburgh st...
Posted by Mad Elaine on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 04:24:00 PST

Reactor 27th July 2007

Another Friday, another trip to Glasgow, nice & quick, & due to having been prewarned, I had the accommodation booked already at Euro Hostels, so it didn't take me long to get in there either....
Posted by Mad Elaine on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:54:00 PST

Dance Planet & IT'S A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In case ya haven't noticed, I'm extremely chuffed for a dear friend of mine or 2, no, make that 3 now... But before we get to this, I've still to review Dance Planet last weekend (8 days late...) Danc...
Posted by Mad Elaine on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:50:00 PST

Fusion 27/6/1997 - Fusion's Greatest Tits...

Another old rave fae the diary. Please note: I did swear, so there is a bit of censoring in here... 19:07 & Philip is not here so I set off to bump into him on the way, which I do, then I go to a ...
Posted by Mad Elaine on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:32:00 PST

Portsoy Boat Festival 30/6/2007-1/7/2007

Saturday 30th June:- Decide to get my films developed today as there's no seats till 12:30. I'm a bit impatient to look at the pix, & am delighted at the results, there's some quality pix in ...
Posted by Mad Elaine on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:27:00 PST