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Megan

Oh, Meg. You and your drugs.

About Me

I am a college graduate just starting to pull herself out of a major quarter-life crisis. I think that, if I had a past life, I was probably a librarian. Or a collie. I'm really bad at keeping in touch with people if I don't see them everyday, and at writing thank you and christmas cards. I've been told that if I was a food I'd be a cupcake with rainbow sprinkles. I think that my sister is one of the coolest people I know, and she's only going to get cooler. I have the habit of cracking my knuckles right after I lay down for bed, and this drives my boyfriend crazy (not in the sexual way, in the I-slightly-regret-sharing-a-bed-with-you-every-night kind of way). My optimism has not been completely soiled by my ever-developing realistic view of the world. Environmental issues terrify me. I try not to take myself too seriously, because, after all, we're all huge dorks on the inside.
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My Interests

Reading, writing, the Mets, puppies, acting, singing intentionally off-key, my guy.

I'd like to meet:

I don't so much want to MEET David Wright as want to DO him, but he is definately at the top of the list, as are the rest of the Mets. I would love to have Ben Folds and Jim Gaffigan over for dinner. Tori Amos, of course, and Seth MacFarlane.

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Music:

A little bit of everything. Vague, true.

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Chocolat, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Pooh's Heffalump Movie (watch both when you're having a bad day; I can almost guarantee the lifting of spirits), Anchorman, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Tootsie, Nine to Five, Barefoot in the Park, The Sting, and the list goes on.

Television:

The Office, CSI, Law and Order, House, The Simpsons, Mythbusters, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, The Animaniacs, Family Guy. Apparently I'm a huge dork. And about five years old.

Books:

The Princess Bride, The Poisonwood Bible, Lolita, anything F. Scott Fitzgerald, anything Chekhov, anything Virginia Woolf, the works of e.e. cummings and Dorothy Parker, The Know-It-All, Memoirs of a Geisha, To Kill a Mockingbird, et cetera. Joyce Carol Oates but she occasionally wants to make me kill myself a little. Oh, yeah, and Harry Potter!!! And while I'm on the subject, for those of you who are like "Ugh, you read Harry Potter?" and are proud of the fact that you've either never read the series and/or have only gotten through one or two books, you can just suck it. Yeah, I said suck it! Because deep down, in your sad, petty, cynical black hearts you know that you are just missing out, and the only reason why you haven't jumped on the bandwagon is because you're too stubborn to admit that everyone else in the world is right; Harry Potter is amazing. And for those of you who are avid Harry Potter fans like myself, 7/21/07!!!! Reserve your copy now!!

Heroes:

Madeline Kahn, and Marilyn Monroe, naturally.

My Blog

Unemployment rocks!

For those of you who do not yet know, I have ended my employment at Brasserie. As it has been almost a full week since my last day of work, I would like to say that NOT WORKING KICKS ASS!!! Seriously,...
Posted by Megan on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:41:00 PST

Excuse me, where is the bar?

Being on myspace and not blogging makes me feel a little guilty. As if my photos don't accurately portray the excitement (SARCASM!) in my life, I feel as though I must expound. So, here I am. Blogging...
Posted by Megan on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:22:00 PST