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About Me

My Interests

Tell me truthfully... has the mime joke gotten old? Cause it's confused at least one person.

I'd like to meet:

You and you and you and... oh, no, not you.

Music:

The Beatles, Elliott Smith, Counting Crows, Mike Doughty, Soul Coughing, Jeff Buckley, Radiohead, Death Cab for Cutie, Mos Def, The Roots, Common, Ben Kweller, Rilo Kiley, Jenny Lewis's solo album is like listening to heaven, Cat Power, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Miss Music, Third Eye Blind, Howie Day, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ryan Adams, Joan Osborne, Belle and Sebastian, Imogen Heap, Fiona Apple, rubyhorse, Stephen Merritt, Natalie Imbruglia. Recently added/obsessing: Smoosh, Alexi Murdoch, Juana Molina, Corinne Bailey Rae, Camera Obscura, Jose Gonzales, Psapp, Sandi Thom. Nic Harcourt is my idol.

Movies:

Oh man... okay, let's give this a shot: Good Will Hunting, Fight Club, Annie Hall, Garden State, On The Waterfront, Clerks, The Big Lebowski, Wonder Boys, Donnie Darko, The Graduate, The Matrix (but not those soul-crushing sequels), The Usual Suspects, Ghost Dog, Dead Man, Big Fish, Kill Bill, The Breakfast Club, Rules of Attraction, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Desperado, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Spider-man, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Can't Hardly Wait, this list goes on for some time.

Television:

Sandy Cohen is my dad.

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Franny and Zooey, The Corrections, Slanky, Everything is Illuminated, A Year At The Movies, Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Unbearable Lightness of Being. I confess to recently giving up on The Fountainhead. I felt bad about it for a while, but now I'm over it.

Heroes:

What are you supposed to write in here, really? Honestly.

My Blog

The only time I post blogs

In addition to the full plate of new pictures, I changed my main info. Here's the mandatory record of the old stuff: Headline: "You know what Soren is." About me: "When I'm with you baby I go out ...
Posted by Captain Thickbeard on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:18:00 PST

Memories

Changed my profile. Here's the old stuff: Headline How do you know about plywood? About me let's talk about all our friends who lost the war and all the novels that had yet to be written about them ...
Posted by Captain Thickbeard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I bet you're wondering

About the cow. I could give you the long version, but let's just start at "Jazz calls me One Spot." There's a reason for it, but it's not really pertinent and I know how short our generation's atte...
Posted by Captain Thickbeard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

As you can see from my diagram

To explain the new picture: It is an artist's rendering, rendered by none other than EOTW Natalie, depicting the similarities between myself and John Curtin. As you can see, there is considerable o...
Posted by Captain Thickbeard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Frustrated

I keep trying to post my before and after haircut pictures, but MySpace simply will not cooperate. It's really starting to irritate me. In the category of "Things MySpace is doing right," though, I...
Posted by Captain Thickbeard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My ever shortening attention span

I changed my primary information again. Here's the old headline: "Dum dum dum ba didda dum dum ba didda dum" About me: "upon the railsamong the weedsi had a moment ofserenityi saw you standin...
Posted by Captain Thickbeard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JEAORGAHAB!

This is slightly unexpected. Which Homestar Runner character are you? this quiz was made by jurjyfrort...
Posted by Captain Thickbeard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This can't be right

You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and makesure your partner can feel it! Done artfully,it can be very satisfactory if he/she is intoyou playing the dominant role MEORW! Ummm... Cullings? ...
Posted by Captain Thickbeard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST