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Emily Mae

im seldom if ever practically never correct

About Me

charmingly antisocial

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My Interests

bromance, drunken haircuts, embroidery, naps with my cat fiddle, thrift stores,bike gangs , typos, 70's tennis pros, cartoon characters on my bandaids

I'd like to meet:

someone who will let me borrow a tennis racket

Music:

joy division, prince, daniel johnston, technotronic, eels, yeah yeah yeahs,hall and oats, sonic youth, nico, michael jackson, dr dre, madonna, new edition, the smiths, brian jonestown, velvet underground,T rex, caribou, green velvet, beck, radiohead, heart, badly drawn boy, public enemy, simon and garfunkle, david bowie, donovan, depeche mode, ELO, mary jane girls, grandmaster flash,

Movies:

The NeverEnding Story, Hocus Pocus, Hook, Chopping Mall !!

Television:

flying nun, strangers with candy, cops reruns from the late 80's to early 90's

My Blog

what an odd night in portland

ok, first off ive had a bit to much to drinkand 2nd ...ok so here i am sitting in neal and cristine's dope ass house, it has this amazing late 60's/70's look about it and im very used to partying here...
Posted by Emily Mae on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST

My Fabulous Weekend

I had such a lovely weekend, lesbian bars, blunts, parties w/ drunk karioke, hot girls, more blunts, spring break hot tub party, musical genius, JACKSON!, and drunken joy ride in erin's car, hahaha su...
Posted by Emily Mae on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:15:00 PST

310 here i come

Moving back down to pedro this weekend. Tans, discount center, and my crew. I cant wait! I feel sort of weird about leaving... it feels unresolved I'm going to miss it.
Posted by Emily Mae on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:25:00 PST

nobody loves me, everbody hates me

I guess i'll go eat worms short ones, fat ones, long ones, skinney ones eensy weensy tiny little worms That was my favorite song as a kid and its weird that its stuck in my head after 13 years of forg...
Posted by Emily Mae on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 02:45:00 PST

"These be weed scissors"

so i just got through airport security. They fucking took 3 lighters and my sissiors, and upon closer inspection the black security gaurd totally called me out. "Look these be weed scissors," and the ...
Posted by Emily Mae on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good Times

So life rocks... found out that lauren can move in with me! PARTY!!!! i am going to LA for 5 days after thanksgiving and fiddle had lost like 3 lbs, shes gone from fat to plump. i am proud of my c...
Posted by Emily Mae on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I GOT A JOB!

Yep, im a dog groomer. I guess it cool, i get to work with animals and i like cleaning things... but will i be able to take smelling like wet dog 24/7?
Posted by Emily Mae on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST