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Nick Arthur Weiss III & the Cumsluts

TOTALLY @ COLLEGE!

About Me

So yeah, like, are you cute?Ok, so like, this chick gave birth to Lila, and then her dad was like hells no and he ate her, and then the chick gave birth to Jennie and the dad was like nuh uh and he ate her, and then the chick gave birth to Lillian and the dad was like WTF NO WAY JOSE and he ate her and then the chick gave birth to Nick and the dad was like EWWW NO, but then he ate a rock instead and Nick grew up to be big and strong and like came back and killed his dad and made him throw up his sisters and then they were like gods and ruled over the world of musics.Cause you're cute. CUMSLUTS ALBUM!!! (Album art clockwise from topleft: BY LILA, LILLIAN, JENNIE, AND NICK)
$6 - EVERY CUMSLUTS CD HAS UNIQUE HANDMADE ART!
We are HUGE in Sealand.
everyone go to WWW.SARADIAMOND.COM now
everyone join the Partridge Family Temple now
INQUIRIES N SHITE? EMAIL US: nickgothighATgmailDOTcom ...replace AT with "@" and DOT wit "."

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/15/2005
Band Website: dream-dust.com/
Band Members: lila (Rebecca Tamar Bracha Brynna Shpleidzman)-songstress
lead vocals, tambourine, rain stick, naked dancer

Nicholas Arthur Weiss III-the maestro
keyboards, producer, guitar, Partridge, licensed driver, private dancer

Jennifer Slyzadeh-she's got the rhythm
drums, vocals, birdy sounds, bass guitar, sexy Persian dancer

Czarina Lillian Behrendt-the neurotic Jewess
bass guitar, backup vocals, sound effects, pirate dancer

Jasper Leach- the drag queen guitar boy
guitar, microcassette player, lovin', tiger toucher, secret dancer

Choochie Weiss, Lola Slyzadeh, Laaronson-band pets
clarinet, massage therapy from BRYMAN COLLEGE WOW THEY GOT HIM A JOB RIGHT AFTER GRADUATION SO COOL SO NICE...refreshments, excuses for cigarette breaks, dental hygienist
Influences: Daft Punk, L'Trimm, Belle & Sebastian, Mr. Wielmacher, touch touch touch, rain sticks, Nick's dad, Kraftwerk, The Pointer Sisters, Super Nintendo, Whitesnake, Ashlee Simpson, Bikini Kill, The Master of Judaism, substitute teachers, DJ Assault, Mount Sims, MC Kuntfase, Brian Eno, Yanni, Michael Bolton, Kriss Kross, TLC, Salt N Peppa, Kenny G, Monty Python, John Ashcroft, your momma's poon, Rick James, dolphin videos, mind-altering substances, infomercials, men with beards, women with beards, turbans, Hunter Thompson, Chipotle, pets, Mr. Pressman, VH1 Classic, The Velvet Underground, Pixies, David Bowie, Beck, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew, Russian literature, Nietzsche, young dorky boys, slick rick, mary wollstonecraft shelley, poufs from the 1970's, John Waters, filth, beautiful things, Icelandic poppies, Devendra Banhart, camera phones, polaroid film, hot tubs, Brits with boyish charm, anyone with boyish charm, girls who wear glasses, tea, Shabbat dinner, burritos, Lifetime Original Movies, Voltaire, Dostoevsky, bad TV, Danny Woods PI, cunts, more cunts, shadowy young women, titties, tittays, TITTTTAAAAAYAYAYAYAAYS, pootie, poon, coochay, chochang, booty, bootay, CUNTS, blaxploitation movies, Kafka, Perry Mason, Columbo, women's prison movies, the elderly, Roxbury Park, Canter's, Stephanie Hammer's birthday, bad makeup, weird food, the B-52's, 1-800-793-7984, did I mention tittays?, kimonos, hot tubs, triple relaxation, ultra-relaxation, cocoa butter, Arlo Guthrie, KFC, Prince, Adamn Healton, Mady Covey, Jasper Leach, malt liquor, Pam Grier, Woody Allen, vitamins, Star Wars, nudity, the Partridge Family, Comrade Crunch Cereal, Streetwalkin', a bad movie playing down at the Waverly, he just blew that cocaine up mah nose and I...was...TRIPPIN', Ariel Pink, Norm's, theft, Divine, boys, cocks, boys' cocks, babies, Glaem, Tim and Eric, GLAEM, ABBA, the late 90's bubblegum pops, Phil Spector, exploitation cinema, Willie Hutch, all the girl bands with soul and passion, the Carrie Nations, women with enormous tits, Yacht Rock, Aary J. Blige, Aariah Carey, Aarina Aguilera, Shania Twain ft. Mark McGrath in fake Chinese, Gravy Train!!!!, Rambo: First Blood Part 2, badly subtitled Asian soap operas, the Hitachi Magic Wand.
Sounds Like:
Record Label: Tiger Touch
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

First of all. Nick wants to say that we are the true girl power

Nick is all of the spices of life.Okay, here's the deal, we're looking for investors for our new musical version of The Shining.It will feature an all star cast:-Cuba Gooding Junior-Zsa Zsa Gabor-Robe...
Posted by Nick Arthur Weiss III & the Cumsluts on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:44:00 PST

Calling all people with photos!

Please send them to us:[email protected] your name so we can credit you on our website.Thanks!
Posted by Nick Arthur Weiss III & the Cumsluts on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:35:00 PST

COME TO OUR SHOW

Or you are lame.
Posted by Nick Arthur Weiss III & the Cumsluts on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 05:47:00 PST

We (Lillian) renounce(s) the LA music scene

We renounce hipster-dom We renounce 'scene' We renounce pay to play We renounce soulless whores We renounce lame haircuts We renounce Silverlake, LaBrea and Echo Park We renounce irony We renounce nam...
Posted by Nick Arthur Weiss III & the Cumsluts on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 04:22:00 PST

Do the Plague photos

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Posted by Nick Arthur Weiss III & the Cumsluts on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:19:00 PST

America United/Hope Assassin

A supergroup has been created. The superest supergroup of all time. Madam I'm Adam+The Cumsluts+malt liquor=GOLD! Hot traxxx to come.
Posted by Nick Arthur Weiss III & the Cumsluts on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:31:00 PST

Happy Fourth

The Cumsluts would like to wish all of our Cumheads a very happy fourth of July. In the words of Thomas Jefferson: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, except fo...
Posted by Nick Arthur Weiss III & the Cumsluts on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 04:26:00 PST

Unfinished songs

Ever wanted to hear what an unfinished Cumsluts song sounds like? Well now you can!Our website now features samples from our works in progress!www.dream-dust.com/music.html
Posted by Nick Arthur Weiss III & the Cumsluts on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:56:00 PST

www.dream-dust.com/music.html

As we continue revamping our website to put it back up, we have made a music download page! If anybody wants some new cumsluts tunes, go to www.dream-dust.com/music.html !!!!
Posted by Nick Arthur Weiss III & the Cumsluts on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 06:01:00 PST

Rumor Thwarting Time!!!

I don't know where these rumors are coming from, but we are NOT working on a Slayer cover. We are trying to find out who exactly started this rumor, and they will soon be eliminated.  Thank you....
Posted by Nick Arthur Weiss III & the Cumsluts on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 06:19:00 PST