Sluts.
Genitals.
Sex and violence.
Substance abuse.
Dance parties.
Swimming pools.
Oranges.
Baked goods.
Art museums.
Adventures.
Chainsmoking.
Boba.
Jamming.
Falsetto.
Old movies.
Staying up late.
Breakfast.
The beach.
Conversations.
Caffeine.
Canter's.
Paris.
Witty banter.
Playing the devil's advocate.
Backgammon.
Cards.
Star Wars Monopoly.
Mustaches.
Old Roxy Music footage on YouTube.
Bad television.
Public Access.
Reading.
Baking cookies.
The park.
Making a scene.
Eccentric Roman emperors.
Seeing my favorite movies in theaters.
Meeting my heroes.
Middle-aged British men who make me feel straight.
Not being sick.
Hearing good music on the radio.
The internet.
Making everyone and everything gay...in my mind.
Useless shit that fills my room.
Drunk bowling.
Tig Ol' Bittays.
Touching the tiger.
Board games.
Being in the rain with no umbrella.
Satire.
Being more than just $10,000 gay.
Sleepovers.
Milk.
Weird dreams.
Learning about things on the internet when I'm supposed to be doing homework.
Twisting.
I'd like to meet:
people I'll feel glad about knowing, hot French actresses from the 60's, gun toting, cigarette smoking, sexy Asian librarians, skinny white boys, Kara Thrace, unpretentious geniuses, and any combination thereof.
and Gary Oldman. He's my foxy Brit du jour.
I want to skip through the forest with Joanna Newsom, get plastered and make mischief with Mark E. Smith, read Wilde aloud with Morrissey (whilst cuddling some kittens!), keep thyn gems with Leslie Hall, get all satirical with Stephen Colbert, rock out with Carrie Brownstein, and I just want to know Daniel Handler.
Music:
So, last.fm decided to be a cunt. Grr. So here are some bands:
Animal Collective, The Arcade Fire, Ariel Pink, Arlo Guthrie, The B-52's, The Beach Boys, Beat Happening, The Beatles, Beck, Belle & Sebastian, Bikini Kill, Blondie, Bob Dylan, Brazilian Girls, The Breeders, Brian Eno, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Bush Tetras, Cab Calloway, , CSS, Chicks on Speed, Cibo Matto, The Clash, The Contortions, Cream, Curtis Mayfield, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Deerhoof, Devendra Banhart, Devo, Donovan, Earth Wind & Fire, Elvis Costello, ESG, THE FALL , Final Fantasy, Françoise Hardy, Frank Black, Glaem, The Go! Team, The Gothic Archies, Gravy Train!!!!, Happy Mondays, The Hidden Cameras, Hüsker Dü, Iggy Pop, James Brown, Jefferson Airplane, Joanna Newsom, Joy Division, Kraftwerk, L'Trimm, Ladytron, LCD Soundsystem, Le Tigre, Link Wray, Liquid Liquid, Lou Reed, Love, Lydia Lunch, Madam I'm Adam, Magnetic Fields, Meat Loaf, Memphis Minnie, Mirah, The Monks, My Bloody Valentine, The Myonics, N.W.A., NICHOLAS ARTHUR WEISS III & THE CUMSLUTS, Oingo Boingo, Os Mutantes, Pavement, Peaches, Pixies, Primal Scream, Prince, Pussy Galore, Roxy Music, Seduction, Silver Jews, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Sleater-Kinney, The Slits, Sly and the Family Stone, The Smiths, Sparks, Stephen Malkmus, Stereo Total, T.Rex, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, Tim Buckley, Tower of Power, TV on the Radio, Van Dyke Parks, The Velvet Underground, Woody Guthrie, X Ray Spex, YAYR, The Zombies
Movies:
too many.
honestly, way too many. Nosferatu, Das Cabinet Des Dr. Caligari, Metropolis, M, Son of the Sheik, The Adventures of Robin Hood, Les Enfants du Paradis, American noir, Alfred Hitchcock, 60's spy flicks, Queen Christina, Scarlet Empress, Foxy Brown, Black Mama White Mama, The Switchblade Sisters, Preston Sturges, 50's sci-fi and horror, Wes Anderson, Boogie Nights, Stanley Kubrick, Altered States, Annie Hall, À Bout de Souffle, Bande à Part, Vivre Sa Vie, Une Femme est une Femme, Belle de Jour, Mädchen in Uniform, Der Himmel Über Berlin, the Marx Brothers, Star Wars (no prequels allowed), Repo Man, La Dolce Vita, 8 1/2, Hard Day's Night, Akira Kurosawa, Heavenly Creatures, Streetwalkin', John Waters , Léon (The Professional), David Lynch...
Television:
South Park, Flying Circus, The Avengers (the Emma Peel episodes), Daily Show, Colbert Report, Sopranos, Big Love, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Prisoner, Father Ted, Aqua Teen Hunger Force , Battlestar Galactica, Kung Fu, The Sarah Silverman Program, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job!
Books:
Murakami, Colette, Gaiman, Carroll, Snicket, Capote, Thompson, Wolfe, Foucault, Marcus, Sade, Burroughs.
Heroes:
Stephanie Hammer, my family of choice, Memphis Minnie, The B-52's, Pee Wee Herman, Moe Tucker, Woody Allen, The Marx Brothers, a bunch of crazy dead French guys, Mark E Smith, Tina Weymouth, Kim Deal, Kim Gordon.
