HI.........I AM SHARKEY.........MY NICKNAME AQUIRED BY BEING A RUTHLESS CARPET SHARK...... ;-
I LIKE TO SCREW AROUND OUT IN MY OWNERS....(*what he likes to call himself...lol...)....RECORDING STUDIO WHILE HE IS AWAY ON BUSINESS OR PLEASURE......THE BEST PART IS...WHEN HE COMES BACK AND FINDS A NICE LITTLE PRESENT ON THE CARPET OR BETTER YET, THE RECORDING CONSOLE.
WHO SAYS HAIRBALLS AND MUSIC DON'T MIX.....HELL.....ASK ALL THE BEST ENGINEERS AND THEY'LL TELL YOU...THERE'S NOTHIN LIKE RUNNIN A KEWL MIXX WITH A GOB OF CAT PUKE ON YOUR FADERS.... ;-
well.........I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY MUSIC....THE FIRST ON UP...IS A SILLY DIDDY ABOUT MY OLD BOSS AT THE KITTY LITTER FACTORY I USED TO WORK FOR...HE WAS A DRUNKEN-DRUGGED OUT SORT...AND....SPENT MUCH OF HIS DAY YELLING AND SCREAMING AT EITHER US.....HIS DEVOTED EMPLOYEES...OR HIS DARLING WIFE.....WHO HE THREATENED TO KILL ON A DAILY BASIS
hence ...the lovely chorus in the song ;-
BUT......CRAIG.......WAS A TRUE KNUCKLEHEAD ...SO I EXERCISED MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS........****do we still have that one ???... hope so...and hope it pertains to Cats as well.... ;-
Next up.....OH IRINA !!!!!!!!! sigh,,,,,,....my long lost Russian Blue :-(
I of course met her on the internet....as all us cool cats meet these days..and she twisted my tail to and fro. Always begging for the money to come to America to be my hot little kitten. After several months of my telling her "NO".....she ditched me for another Tom !!!....hopefully it wasn't my singing...but I sent this song to her for Christmas last year....I am sure it is a Russian anthem by now !!!! and she is reaping the big payoff and living the high-life. As I sit in my litter-box and mope :-(
Hope you like this song.....it is in true Russian Dance form....so I hear.
..........to be continued
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