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The Supreme Health care Product "Stig Christensen featuring Tim Lefebvre"(tm) is now out on -
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Reviewed on Gaffa.dk - Denmark's biggest music magazine! (in Danish) read it here!
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Are you unhappy?
Lacking in size.. Down there? Issues about your body?
Do you suffer from insomnia or depression? Male pattern baldness?
No friends?
Buy "Stig Christensen featuring Tim Lefebvre"(tm) Now!
This unique and amazing Health Care Product is now available in a store near you, or on the internet!
"Before I started using "Stig Christensen featuring Tim Lefebvre"(tm) I was hearing voices constantly; telling me to eat tin foil and different kinds of metal (also small children, but that was very infrequent.. Kind of). Now, thanks to "Stig Christensen featuring Tim Lefebvre"(tm)'s digestion-altering abilities, I have managed to realize my dream of becoming a metal eating artist, and I'm currently going for The Guiness World Record.
But the best part of it all, is that I no longer have to block out the voices in my head with the other medicine I was taking, and I'm free to act out what I've wanted to do all my life: What the voices say. Thank you "Stig Christensen featuring Tim Lefebvre"(tm) - I can't wait to see what the voices come up with next!"
The Metal Eater, via internet
"Before discovering "Stig Christensen featuring Tim Lefebvre"(tm) I was very unhappy. I love going to the club and dance all night, but no guys would talk to me or dance with me. It was because I seriously had no butt. Basically my back would go straight into my legs. Not even a little bump, nothing, zip, nada. And when I would turn around and jiggle my behind for the guys, they ran away or hit me in the face. Sometimes with a bottle. But(t), teehee! ;-) then I discovered "Stig Christensen featuring Tim Lefebvre"(tm) and after going on the "Stig Christensen featuring Tim Lefebvre"(tm) Diet, my butt started growing!! Finally, after all these years! Now i have a nice big booty that i show off to all the guys.
And some even call me the next day!!"
- BigBootyGrrrl26
""Stig Christensen featuring Tim Lefebvre"(tm) really changed my life! I have 4 sons that are always getting into trouble, and they were so noisy I couldn't hear myself think. But these days I just give them a shot of "Stig Christensen featuring Tim Lefebvre"(tm) straight in the vein and they are calm and docile like sheep all day! Thank you Stig Christensen for this amazing invention! Sometimes when they have been really bad, I make them share the needle with their dad!"
- SoccerMum43, via internet
See the blog section for more testimonials.
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CDON.COM
UrbanPayLoad.dk
Bilka.dk
Prefueled.com
Jubii.dk
Saxo.com
If it doesn't link directly to this supreme health care product just search for Stig Christensen, and you will find.
MusikGEIL.dk reviews the Wonder Product here! (in Danish)
