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About Me

I am a paradox.
Artistic and caring, but with a traditonally masculine side.
I am a Soldier & an Interior Designer.
I like brutal photography & pretty girls.
I open doors for the elderly & want to learn to kill effectively.
I will make others laugh at my own expense & don't disrespect me.
I have a gentle touch & a crushing grip.
I write poetry & yell louder than anyone.
I am eloquent & vulgar.
I love politics & hate your drama.
I walk slowly & crave speed.
I love deeply & hate intensely.
Back to the same old story:
I am a dedicated friend, a loving son, and a heart felt individual. I am known for "doing my own thing". I feel life is nothing without memories, and you can't make memories without taking some risks. I don't fear embarrassment, in fact I love making a scene. I am a "car guy", born and bred. I build and race cars, it is my thing and it helps keep me sane. When I am not wrenching on my cars, I am most often found at the gym. I am also a member of the Canadian Forces.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Cars, women, photography, weight training, the military, education, art & design, working with children...

Mine!

Mine!

Mine!

I'd like to meet:

The creators of spyware and spam, to kill them for the betterment of mankind.

God.

Music:

Anything goes depending on my mood. Alt-rock tends to dominate however.

Movies:

The Blues Brothers, Evil Dead I & II, The Army of Darkness, Bullit, Gone in 60 Seconds (original and the remake), Vanishing Point, American Graffiti, Two Lane Black Top (basically anything with cars in it). I also like sexy films with no real plot like Embrace of the Vampire... I have seen literally thousands of movies.

Television:

The Simpsons and anything to do with cars and motorcycles.

Books:

What the fuck is a book?

Heroes:

My Mom. This woman has struggled through so much and kept it together that it is hard not to respect her, and hope to do half the job she has.

My Blog

My Impromptu Trip To The Hospital.

Yesterday I was going in for what I thought was a routine visit to an Orthopedic specialist for tenderness in my hip (the Army and weight lifting are a biatch). Well, after pointing out some tig...
Posted by mOtOrHeAd on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 09:19:00 PST

Rhinotillexomania & Mucophagy: On The Subway.

I am about halfway through my morning commute and about to get on my last subway train toward the office when I hear this sort of flop & drop noise. It was the unmistakable sound of a ridiculous...
Posted by mOtOrHeAd on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 10:02:00 PST

Christmas, A Time For Murder.

I had my 4 month "match" review with the Big Bros caseworker and Devon and his Mom last night. Remember the scene from the first meeting?With the fighting?Well, guess what I was dreading last night?Mo...
Posted by mOtOrHeAd on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 08:51:00 PST

Pissed All Over Myself&

Tonight was the cherry on top of my amazing 10 day adventure. Perhaps I should back track a little here& Wednesday last week around 5pm, an hour and a half before quitting time (how appropriate), I w...
Posted by mOtOrHeAd on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 12:55:00 PST

Lest We Forget.

As much as I would like this to be a positive thread about all the freedoms afforded to us by our fallen service men (... and women). I have a bone to pick. I work in retail design, and as such I spen...
Posted by mOtOrHeAd on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 02:24:00 PST

In Conclusion.

With a little skin shown I have seen a 73.4 percent increase in views over the last month. This proves my theory... people are horny. :)I am also now 27 years old... yikes.Taking a paintball in the th...
Posted by mOtOrHeAd on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 09:09:00 PST

The Adventures of Gutman & Bobin with The Super Friends: The Haunted Theme Park

(Transcript adapted from an email...)Last night (Oct 30st) my Super Friends and I (Bobin) went to Fear Fest... aka. Canada's Wonderland (6 Flags to you Americans) turned into a haunted theme park. &nb...
Posted by mOtOrHeAd on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:44:00 PST

Social Experiment .2

Well, the last experiment can be deemed a success with nearly double the number of profile views in the last month simply by checking the friends/dating/serious relationship boxes. It i...
Posted by mOtOrHeAd on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 10:18:00 PST

Blind Sided.

I was working out with my friend Josh (a trainer at my gym), and he points out that this couple isn't using this machine correctly, and we have a smug-little-laugh. And decide to share it with our fri...
Posted by mOtOrHeAd on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:52:00 PST

Gutman & Bobin: Episode One.

Okay, allow me to set the scene. It is Friday night, my buddy Josh is over to hang out and he is like... I am hungry. I respond... I too am hungry. Let us go and find some food. To the Gutmobile!!! (J...
Posted by mOtOrHeAd on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:46:00 PST