Bartolo Cabron

Beisbol been bery bery good to me.

About Me

I used to be a Babooshkah doll, but with recent advances in Frankenstein-esque medicine and technology, I now have arms, legs, and a torso. Still no privates, though.

My Interests

Cerveca, soccer, Barbie and Ken, old school G.I. Joes.

I'd like to meet:

Nice Jewish girl.

Music:

Salsa, Meringe. Anything Latin. Los Lonley Boys y Ricky Martin tambien!

Movies:

Y tu Mama Tambien, Amores Perros, Todo Sobre mi Madre, Airplane, Desperado, El Mariachi.

Television:

Univision, Telemundo, Galavision, I Love Lucy, SpongeBob Squarepants, HIGGLYTOWN HEROES!!!! Me Gusta MUCHO!

Books:

Soy un professional athlete. No necesita libros! Estupido!

Heroes:

Antonio Banderas.