Golf, Oakleys, Starburst, Baseball, Guns, Trucks.
Guillermo Mota Lookalike. In a dark alley. And Roger Clemens Lookalike too. I will pummel them with my bare hands.
Offspring and old school metal.
Die Hard, Lord of the Rings, Top Gun.
That game show on Spike where the Asian people compete in ridiculous stunts and it's dubbed over by white dudes. That shit's hilarious.
Tom Clancy.
Mike Piazza, my dad, and Fabio. He's a stud.