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Justin "Tiny Shit-Tons" Blake

It's Only True If You're Bruised By The Force Of It.

About Me

I'm doing my best not to kill the bird before it flies away...it is proving difficult, but I think I'm on the right track.

...and I know what vegan zombies eat...

My Interests

Weeding you out. Embracing you wildly when you fight it through. Massage Therapy, Reiki, BDSM, Queer stuff, boots, amazing movies. Freaking out to music like Kate Bush and Vivaldi. Feelings so intense that flailing and screaming is required in order not to explode (often brought about by previous interest).

I'd like to meet:

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
~ Anais Nin

Music:



Carla Bozulich (Geraldine Fibbers, Ethyl Meatplow, The Night Porter, Scarnella, Evangelista), Tom Waits, Einsturzende Neubauten, Leonard Cohen, Smashing Pumpkins, Tori Amos, Bjork, Magnetic Fields, PJ Harvey, Animal Collective, Sneaker Pimps, IAMX, Azeem, Kate Bush, Atari Teenage Riot, Alec Empire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Sleater-Kinney, Smiths, Siouxsie, Creatures, Three Times One Minus One, Ani Difranco, Radiohead, Michael Jackson, Joni Mitchel, Queens Of The Stone Age, My Bloody Valentine, Bonfire Madigan, James Brown, The Coup.

Movies:

Magnolia, Harold and Maude, Cabaret, The Cuckoo, In This World, The Elephant Man, The Ice Storm, Miller's Crossing, Come And See, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The Brother's Quay, Punch Drunk Love, Rushmore, BOOM: The Sound Of Eviction, Naked Lunch, The Wicker Man, Santa Sangre, Twin Falls Idaho, How To Get Ahead In Advertising, X2, X3, The Believer, A Streetcar Named Desire (Brando version), Batman (Burton), Batman Returns, Batman (Adam West), Batman Begins, Shaun of the Dead, The Seventh Seal.

Television:

I don't have cable or an antenae, but I fucking love the Sopranos, Mr. Show, and Arrested Developement.

Books:

Close To The Knives: A Memoir Of Disintegration by David Wojnarowicz, The Passion, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, Sexing The Cherry, Art and Lies, Read My Lips: Sexual Subversion and the End Of Gender, Gender Outlaws, The Beauty Myth, Trailguide To The Body 2nd Ed., A Massage Therapist's Guide To Pathology, Frisk, Queer, Junkie, Requiem For A Dream, Memories That Smell Like Gasoline, Watchmen, Harmful To Minors: The Perils Of Protecting Children From Sex, Blankets, Heart Of Darkness, Lolita, Of Love and Other Demons, A Confederacy Of Dunces, Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde, Sandman, American Gods, Written On The Body, Closer, The Ethical Slut, Gut Symmetries, The Master and Margarita, Persepolis 1&2, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, One Hundred Years Of Solitude, Harry Potter, Picture Of Dorian Grey, the first couple hundred pages of Swanns Way were really amazing before I lost all motivation and picked up Harry Potter again, Geek Love.

Heroes:

Emperor Norton I, David Wojnarowicz, Tom Waits, Dr. Mikao Usui, Maude, Baron Munchausen, Ricky Ticky Tavi, The GI Resistance Movement, Special Agent Dale Cooper, Bob Flanagan: Supermasochist, Batman.

My Blog

GREAT NEWS!!!!

This week has been a historic one in the movement for gender equality and transgender rights.1) On Tuesday, the City of Berkeley Board of Supervisors voted to include transgender healthcare coverage f...
Posted by Justin "Tiny Shit-Tons" Blake on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:29:00 PST

Dildos and Politics and Texans, Oh My!

This is not too long, and seriously worth watching.http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2006/10/dild o-diaries.htmlTexas is a very odd place, it seems.
Posted by Justin "Tiny Shit-Tons" Blake on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:27:00 PST

Avast, me harty!

Tomorrow is international Talk Like a Pirate Day.Check out this instructional video to learn how.http://loadingreadyrun.com/showmovie.php?x=480&y=360&url =talklikepirate.mov
Posted by Justin "Tiny Shit-Tons" Blake on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:12:00 PST

Minimum Wage

This was posted on Tribe.net by my friend and I think it really needs to get out there. - Justinminimum wage workers in SF risk having wages CUT!! congress is voting right now whether to slash my wage...
Posted by Justin "Tiny Shit-Tons" Blake on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:07:00 PST

I'm so proud!

I was at three bars tonight, drunk, with a smoker, and I did not have a single puff. Not one! I had so many opportunities, and I didn't do it.Yay! I feel good.
Posted by Justin "Tiny Shit-Tons" Blake on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:39:00 PST

The words The words The words

It is the most frustrating thing to not have a medium to express myself at times like this. I don't write, I don't create music anymore (I have no instuments, and never really put the effort in that w...
Posted by Justin "Tiny Shit-Tons" Blake on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 11:26:00 PST

My dream this morning.

I get off of a bus in an unfamiliar place in San Francisco, where there are nice houses and lots of hills. It looks more like the suburbs. It is really sunny and beautiful out. I walk around for a whi...
Posted by Justin "Tiny Shit-Tons" Blake on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 02:24:00 PST

Nobody died, thankfully

I got off from work about an hour and a half early tonight, because one of my clients cancelled last minute. So I head over to the Church Street Muni Metro Station, and get onto the train to go home. ...
Posted by Justin "Tiny Shit-Tons" Blake on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 10:50:00 PST

Best vacation ever.

Vermont was one of the most beautiful places I have ever been in my life. 14 inches of snow on my second night there. Being in the middle of fucking nowhere, sledding, snowballs, wet socks, wood and s...
Posted by Justin "Tiny Shit-Tons" Blake on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 02:25:00 PST

Oy Vey.

My housemate just came to my room and asked me: "Do you think that when Jewish people drink alcohol, they get inhebriated?" The only thing I could do was laugh, and say "yes".
Posted by Justin "Tiny Shit-Tons" Blake on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 10:41:00 PST