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About Me

I am a super go-go muppet creature with special superpowers that seem to originate from my heart of gold and my ass of Jell-O. Beneath my shiny golden exterior I am a dorky nasty pig who talks way too much about bodily functions. I laugh easily and occasionally snort when doing so, I swear like a 50's housewife, eat like a hippie, and leer like the sleazy faggot i am. I don't drink much. Most people don't realize that unless I am around friends, I'm shy. But I looove to play dress-up! Also, I just moved to the east bay after 13 years living in SF, trying to find friends and community and ways to feel more at home here while still maintaining my ties to the city.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Smart people who like to laugh, get fancy and appreciate my horrible stinking puns and poop talk. People who are both fabulous and real, and not afraid of a little glitter. Strong girls, wussy boys, and blurry-gendered creatures. Good dancers, kissers, and crafters a plus. Potential massage trades and clients! (sorry, no happy endings)If I don't know you and you want to be added to my friends list, SEND ME A MESSAGE, for pete's sake, OR I WILL NOT ADD YOU! Tell me why you want to be my friend, or at least send me an interesting greeting. Sorry, but I'm tired of getting random invites from strangers trying to add me to their collections. Ain't gonna happen.

My Blog

Memo To Nick Cave

Nick, I don't quite know how to say this. I know we've been out of touch lately, but you and I have been through a lot together. And that's why I feel I have to be honest with you. I can tell you r...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:55:00 GMT

Help me find a new home ASAP!

After a glorious time in our lovely shared house, my sweetie and i have decided to part ways. The split is mutual, friendly and loving, but I'm in a bit of a pickle: I need a new place to live!Are you...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:21:00 GMT

To all my slutty Myspace friends?

So, I was taking a break in the computer lab at the Y the other day, and looking for something on my myspace page. This woman was sitting next to me, total stranger, and she looked over and remarked ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:34:00 GMT

What is the soundtrack of your life?

Ok, normally memes annoy me, but i like this one and it's eerily right on sometimes. Repost with your answers if you want, ignore if you want, whatevs.IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDT...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:24:00 GMT

Where to live in the East Bay?

I have to move out of my beloved SOMA place at the end of November and I am seriously considering living in the East Bay (seems it's the only place I could afford a 1-bedroom, 'cause I have too much c...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:01:00 GMT

Any good (audio)book recommendations?

So, due to a billing mix-up with audible.com i've got about 6 credits that I have to use by the end of the month, which is coming soon. But I am having a hard time deciding which books to get. If you...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 14:09:00 GMT