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Luke

I'm tired and I want to go to bed.

About Me

MyGen Profile Generatorfirst of all, i am a really weird guy. i like to study films, learn useless trivia, masturbate, daydream, read everything i can get my hands on, drive around like a fucking maniac, play video games, masturbate, play ping pong, golf, drink, smoke, get drunk and rowdy etc...i am a very creative person. i consider myself to be Anti-Christian and want to burn, torture, and maim Christians, sort of an Anti-Inquisition. i want to start making my own clothes, and jewelry with barbed wire, painting, making music, and decorating, but alas, all those things require money and my job barely pays enough to cover rent and bills. i am a very complex person, hard to get to know, and impossible to figure out. i have a very skewed logic and outlook on mankind. i'm celibate, often gassy, and barefoot. i have a problem with depression and pessimism. i would like to find someone to help me overcome all that, or at least join me in my misery.

My Interests

Alfred, archeology, asti, bar brawls, barbed wire, bats, beer, being barefoot, biting, blood, bloodletting, bloodsharing, boobies, breaking things, bushy curly hair, calamari, Camel Wides, candlelight, cathedrals, cemeteries, chains, cheese, chinese food, cleverness, computers, concerts, cooking, creativity, crucifiction, darkness, deadly things, emotions, evil, eyeliner, full body suspension, gargoyles, green eyes, Guiness, holy relics, hot baths, hot showers, knowledge, learning, leather, lipstick, masochism, masturbation, medieval stuff, medieval torture devices, midgets, monkeys, movies, music, nail polish, nature, nighttime, old things, peanutbutter and jelly, physical pain, physics, piercings, plum wine, porn, psychology, purple, rain, reading, redheads, roadtrips, romantic dinners, rosaries, roses, saints, Santa Maria Sangre, Satan, scotch, self mutilation, sexy stomachs, sleeping, small confined places, smoking, snakes, spacing out, spikes, stained glass, stitches, stuff, sushi, tattoos, vampires, video games, water, wine, www.redmeat.com , www.homestarrunner.com

I'd like to meet:

I'm just looking for some friends/drinking buddies around Cleveland. basically just someone to keep me entertained. But if I get to choose, then I'd like to meet Rudy Ratzinger, Leonardo Da Vinci, Bill Gates, Howard Hughes, Wednesday 13, Melora, Jack Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson, William S. Burroughs, Stanley Kubrick, The Coen Brothers, and Dave Chappell

Music:



Alice Cooper, Bile, Carl Orff, Chiasm, Cradle of Filth, the Cramps, the Cure, Danny Elfman, Dressy Bessy, Ella Fitzgerald, Elvis, Flogging Molly, Foghat, Genitorturers, Jack Off Jill, Johnny Cash, Led Zepplin, Louis Jordan, Murderdolls, Gary Numan, Portishead, Queen, Rammstein, Ramones, Rasputina, Rolling Stones, Styx, Suicide Commando, They Might Be Giants, Type O Negative, Violent Femmes, VNV Nation, the White Stripes, Wumpscut, and a ton more i don't feel like typing right now

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, The Usual Suspects, Harold & Maude, Dead Alive, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Santa Sangre, the Shining, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Goodfellas, Scarface, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, True Romance, Sid & Nancy, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Miller's Crossing, the Matrix Trilogy, the Evil Dead trilogy, El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Road Racers

Television:

Sealab: 2021; Aqua Teen Hungerforce; Southpark; Mythbusters; all the CSIs; all the Law & Orders; Chappelle's Show; Daily Show; House; Numbers; Everybody Loves Raymond; Simpons; football; lots of Discovery and History Channels

Books:

anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Women - Charles Bukowski, Cities of the Red Night - William S. Burroughs, On The Road - Jack Keroauc, the Black Company series - Glen Cook, the Drenia saga - David Gemmell, God - the Bible

Heroes:

Hunter S Thompson, Rob Greene, Ian McKay, Adolf Hitler, Robert Rodrigez, the Coen Brothers, Leonardo Da Vinci, Prince, Rudy Ratzinger

My Blog

Boredom, Depression, & The Physically Challenged....

ok, i decided a long time ago that i was going to start         updating this every day, or almost every day, like i used to with my deadjournal, but this is th...
Posted by Mr. Unlucky on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:22:00 PST

epiphany

the other night i went to karaoke with a friend and someone sang "Creep" by Radiohead. now, i've always liked this song alot, but that night something happened. it struck a nerve deep inside of me. i'...
Posted by Mr. Unlucky on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:14:00 PST

if you read this....

you must go here and watch this video.   http://www.break.com/articles/fartp4 .html   and if you're a fan of video games, particularly World of Warcraft, watch this one. Leeroy...
Posted by Mr. Unlucky on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 08:52:00 PST

i'm bored

bored bored bored.
Posted by Mr. Unlucky on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:57:00 PST

emo fag

after i posted that last entry, i decided to find out what's up with the music on myspace. it's supposed to play automatically on a loop but it wasn't and when i went to certain pages with music my br...
Posted by Mr. Unlucky on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 01:01:00 PST

trick or treat? i take the trick, thanks.

my roommate asked me to go down to the bar and pick his drunk ass up, so i went out to my car and as i was walking around to the driver side i noticed some shit on the side of my car, and my first tho...
Posted by Mr. Unlucky on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 11:35:00 PST

i'm bored

my friend, Sarah, had this on her blog and i fucking stole it cuz i'm a bastard like that..... [A is for age:] 26 [B is for booze of choice:] Vanilla Stoli's and Coke [C is for career:] grossly underp...
Posted by Mr. Unlucky on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 05:07:00 PST

indecisiveness

yeah, well, maybe not.
Posted by Mr. Unlucky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm outta here

yup, that's right. i'm gone. buh bye, myspace people.
Posted by Mr. Unlucky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fear and Loathing From The Grave: My First Post

in Septemter of 2003 i entered a huge post on my DeadJournal in honor of Johnny Cash right after he died. tonight it pains me severly that my first post here will be in honor of Hunter S. Thompson.......
Posted by Mr. Unlucky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST