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JJ!

About Me


You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test

Bad Pussy
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

Fucking hilarious. I think it might have happened to me a couple of times, too...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dancers, dopers, drinkers and poets. Funny people and lots of dead folk, particularly writers. People with charsma, charm and good looks. I'd also like to meet Santa Claus. I want to know how someone acquires that job and I, too, would like to work just once a year.All my favorite boys...And, of course...And girls...And llamas and freaks...
adopt your own virtual pet!...and Pinheads!

My Blog

Democratic National Convention(DNC), Denver 2008 (part 5)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC-FpBiurTU
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:01:00 GMT

The Mach 7

Author's note:The following news story is not true. It is inspired by the Onion and it's satirical version of "news." I thought it was funny. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent.NE...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 15:34:00 GMT

How I fell in love with a derby doll.

I had only heard of such a thing as a myth, something I saw once in a Raquel Welch movie. But on St. Patty's Day, the Denver Roller Girls introduced me to my new favorite past-time, roller derby. Fo...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 15:07:00 GMT

Kirby and Me and the Ache

Authors Note:Journalism doesn't always allow me to express certain ideas and images to the fullest extent that I want. Many of the blogs that will follow may have a similar story published in the Metr...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:52:00 GMT

Bla...

Sometimes blogging is fun when you're as cool as Jota Jota. Be good kids, and stay tuned. I'll be back at the same Jota Jota time on the same Jota Jota channel. Don't forget to send in your Jota Jota ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:43:00 GMT

I need a man to talk to and Jim Beam's the only one around

it's what make me a man -- my face, my fears and my awkward facade -- all simple thinking I've just simply thought. man's greatest weakness is another man's need. ego survives, and body ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 18:37:00 GMT

Mama, I gotta habit

Mama, I gotta habit though I hate to admit it. I don't want you to judge me but, please, know I want rid of it. Life's harder than once thought -- I'm spending more than I got. Dodging women a...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 18:00:00 GMT

a progressive prayer for secular sinners

a progressive prayer for secular sinners all those soul-less fools, the heartless junkies that hover and hate and watch the walls, still bleed the same, sad and salty blood. each of us have ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 15:55:00 GMT

conversations with my cell phone

conversations with my cell phone thinking of you miss wackadoo while my cell phone stares and I feel blue. so I pace and I ponder over whiskey and waters wanting badly to call or maybe ju...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 13:58:00 GMT