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Dash

Mutton dressed as spam

About Me

Well its been up and down really. Kind of like when you ask if anyone wants a brew, just out of politeness, and they all do and before you know whats what your making 9 cups and its well shit. But then someone pipes up about some chocolate digestives in their cupboard and thats it your elated for the rest of the evening.Aside from that I am a proud member of the single greatest five-a-side football team to ever exist. We've got the skills to make Ronaldinho jealous, we're better looking than David Beckham and dirtier than a cheap weekend in Skag Ness. The Smoking Guns will rock your world when we take the premiership and world cup in one astonishing season in 2008...Word

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My Interests

I dressed up as an elderly Israeli woman once... I didnt have to

I'd like to meet:

Your Mum

Music:

Yes I think i've heard of it

Movies:

I like them

Television:

Spaced, Chris Morris, Family Guy, blah blah blah

Books:

I can read

Heroes:

Matthew Maynard