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Melanie

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About Me

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Let's see... I'm the proud mother of 2 absolutely beautiful and smart kiddos. And uh. I work! ALOT! If you're needing a venue to host a party you are wanting to have, hit me up here. Let's see what we can do! Love to party with ya! :)What else.... I'm laid back, fun, spontaneous, easy going, and like to hang around people who are of the same caliber. Always looking for new adventures and experiences. Life is too short for BS. Live each day as if it were your last, and regret nothing in the meanwhile. I believe in truth, I believe in myself, I believe in my family, and I believe in my friends.

My Interests

My children, music, riding on things that go really fast and doesn't have doors! (mmMMmmmMmMotorcycle rides!!), working out, sipping on adult beverages and relaxing, opera, symphony, dancing, dining out, letting loose, enjoying life, sitting in a hot tub, going-out, sleeping, cooking,(sitting on the porch!), hanging out with friends and family, hanging out at the beach, going to the lake, hockey, football, all kinds of sports really (Becareful on that imagination!), being spontaneous, and never regretting a thing. I honestly can't name one thing I don't like to do...oh there's more!..... Shooting the shit, comedy, drama, jam, monarchy, the European Movement, bees, linguistics and translation, , beekeeping, running from bees, bananas, armed badgers, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup, horses and horseshoes, Heimlich and other maneuvers, Wikipedia, bees again, the Spartans, the Etruscans, executive and action transvestites, hetero cross-dressers, male lesbians, Balsamic vinaigrette, flags, sponge cake, monkeys, squirrels, cats with power tools and extra time on their hands (feet?), Marcel Marceau, people named 'Jeff', 'Kev', 'Kenneth' and 'Steve', clay pigeons, The Gospel According to St. Bastard, jam again, high heels, banjos, Barundi, breast envy, more bees (different ones), origami, pirates, Greek mythology, 'intelligent design' (especially giraffe construction), early speech, James Mason, toasters, Englebert Humperdink, Vespas, spontaneity, the ACLU (when they're not being dumb which is never), Azerbaijan, the NRA...

I'd like to meet:


I like adventure, and new experiences. I like to meet people that are open, spontaneous, and fun! Anyone who is genuine, honest, and caring. Always looking to meet new people.

Music:

All kinds of music really! Hip-Hop, New Age, Techo (BodyRockers!), Celtic, Country (Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, Gretchen Wilson), Classic Rock, Some Pop! Blues, Jazz, etc....Justin Timberlake! Audioslave, Buckcherry, Dave Matthews, Sevendust, Evanescence (My all-time fav!!!), Avenged Sevenfold, NIN, KMFDM, Lords of Acid, 3 Doors Down, Type O Negative, Soundgarden, Seether, Nickelback, lots and lots of others (I like all kinds of music just depends on my mood, and where I'm at)..... My children, however, make me listen to Jesse McCartney, Kelly Clarkson, and Radio Disney (Shoot me)

Movies:

I like any kinda movie (Funny, scary, action, romance, even martial arts ones!) except when they're frikkin' subtitled. I dont pay to read a damn movie. (No, that doesn't mean that I'm uncultured, it just means, I'll buy a book if I wanna read.)Two movies that I adore though: Steel Magnolias (Bite me if you make fun of that), and Phantom of the Opera.

Television:

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.. LOL @ This ICON!!!! ..CSI: Vegas (Because Georges Eads melts my buttah!), 24, AI (Yes, my daughters and I watch American Idol, never missed a season either!) TLC, Travel Channel, CNN (I still love you Andy, even if you do swing that way, brutha), House!, ESPN. And I love MST3000!

Books:

I like Sci-Fi, and Medieval Fantasy. I don't like those girly trash novels. I like to read books that provoke thought, and stimulate the mind. And if you can tell me "Who is Jon Gault?," you have scored MAJOR points with me. MAAAAAJOR.

Heroes:

My kiddos!

My Blog

Three 6 Mafia-Lolli Lolli (Pop That Body) {Official Video}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nQ8CAyw90w[Intro] Yup! Three 6 Mafia! Featuring Project Pat! Young D! Lets Go! [Chorus] Lolli Lolli Lolli Lolli Let me see you pop that body Lolli Lolli Loll...
Posted by Melanie on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:51:00 PST

Taking it day by day....

I'd have to say for the first time in a very long time. I'm complacent with my life. That's always subject to change as I have found out in the past few years. But yanno what I've learned is that you ...
Posted by Melanie on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:05:00 PST

Check out this video: I Kissed A Girl

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Posted by Melanie on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:27:00 PST

Karma...

will be a bitch x3. Remember that. After the horible day I have had. I am actually gonna be able to sleep tonight. Ask yourself. Will you? I am able to overcome obstacles in the bleakest of hours. Ca...
Posted by Melanie on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:06:00 PST

Its taken me a year.....

To realize who my real friends are. Thank you all for being there for me in my time of need without some type of recourse. I've been in time's of need, and you guys have asked me for nothing. Thank yo...
Posted by Melanie on Sat, 31 May 2008 05:36:00 PST

Check out this video: Maroon 5 Ft. Rihanna "If I Never See Your Face Again" Full Video

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Posted by Melanie on Sun, 18 May 2008 05:16:00 PST

Ankles and Sadomasochistic Nurses....

Long story short....I miscalculated a step. Boy did I feel dumb missing that stair, and falling on my ALREADY pinned and screwed right ankle.  And a special thanks to Matt, Kelly, and Tim for tak...
Posted by Melanie on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:35:00 PST

Check out this video: No Air

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Posted by Melanie on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:18:00 PST

Circles of Friends....

Amazing how in the course of little over a year and a half, I have come across such absolutely fascinating, and wonderful people.  You meet one person, and that person introduces you to another p...
Posted by Melanie on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:27:00 PST

The Houston Rodeo Cook-Off

Too much fun to be had there. And thank you to my special friend for taking me! You're an awesome guy!  :)Few things... Those people are COMPETITVE when it comes to their BBQ. After conversing wi...
Posted by Melanie on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:12:00 PST