Keith (Corlione Mobster) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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.. So who am I...well nothing witty here. Not going to toot my own horn. Either meet me and find out for yourself, or ask my friends. They'll tell you without any sort of fluff or bullshit.
I'm honest, very, very, honest. I will not lie to you. Unless it concerns work (but let's be real...it's work). Outside of that, if you think I lied about something, then guess what? You're jumping to a conclusion, because it 100% didn't happen. I can't stand being lied to and will never do it to someone. It's disgusting. I've been lied to, found out the lie and it's so hurtful that maybe you just shouldn't be in my Life if that's the person you are. If there's an issue, I'll talk to you about it, and I expect the same respect in return. Otherwise...grow-up.
Born and raised in Port Charlotte, Florida. Great hometown despite what many people say about it, it's home regardless. My plan has always been to end up back there one day. Lots of history there, lots of memories. Some good, some bad, but not one I would choose to forget. Maybe things I would of done differently so now woulda been different, but here I am, and this is where I'll stay.
Enjoy everyone.

My Interests

Definitely playing guitar. It's not something I take lessons on or anything; it's just more of a hobby and I'll learn it however fast I learn.

I love to go backpacking. None of that bullshit camping stuff where you rent a campsite and then drive up into it. No, I mean, put your stuff on your back and start walking. See ya in two days. As long as there's water...

I'd like to meet:

The Dali Lama
Foo Fighters
Chad Kroeger
Aaron Lewis (Can I get some free lessons brother!!)

Music:

Foo Fighters
Colin Hay
Staind
Phil Collins
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Luther Vandross
Great White
Boston
Creed
Staind
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Journey
John Coltrane
Scorpions
Nickelback

Man you name it, I'll probably listen to it. I love music.

Movies:

I can't name just one movie. I love movies. I love going to the movies, it's like a mini-escape into a different world sometimes for a few hours!

Television:

Smallville
Heroes
Scrubs
Friday Night Lights
New Amsterdam
KyleXY
Mythbusters
Stargate Atlantis
Attack of the Show

Heroes:

Popeye...straight up no joke. "I yam what I yam"

My Blog

For Those

For those that lie.For those that don’t speak up.For those that don’t respond.For those that are unreliable.AndFor those not dependable.For those without a backbone.For those not willing t...
Posted by Keith (Corlione Mobster) on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:58:00 PST

Thinking

That some people just aren't who you thought they'd be, hoped they'd be, or imagine they can be. Does it make you a bad person to perpetually expect expect better from people? I don...
Posted by Keith (Corlione Mobster) on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:27:00 PST

1st Offer

Maybe I shoulda been more precise in what I was hoping to buy Kinda mis-lead a few people and I'm sorry about that It's just land. Not a home or anything.2.3 Acres to be precise that's about 10-15min...
Posted by Keith (Corlione Mobster) on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 02:09:00 PST

Softball is the devil:

Hamstring strain (pulled hamstring) Hamstrings are long muscles that extend down the back of the thigh. Because hamstrings work to pull back the leg and bend the knee, they can be injured during run...
Posted by Keith (Corlione Mobster) on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:52:00 PST

St. Thomas

Is a freaking bad ass place. I had a blast there with it being much much more fun than Curacao. Of course I ended up getting trashed, but at least it was along with 10 other people. Liquor is super ...
Posted by Keith (Corlione Mobster) on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:33:00 PST

Helo Fun

So my little helo trip was pretty fun. The BATAAN sent me over to the FT. McHENRY while we underway during Operation Carribbean Lion with the Dutch. It was pretty sweet. I think the coolest thing was ...
Posted by Keith (Corlione Mobster) on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:48:00 PST

Running and hiding...

is sometimes necessary to do from girls... oui vay, New Years...
Posted by Keith (Corlione Mobster) on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 06:10:00 PST

Thoughts on Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build...
Posted by Keith (Corlione Mobster) on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:12:00 PST

Dear Alcohol...

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fanof yours. As my friend, you always seem to be therewhen needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer atthe game, and you...
Posted by Keith (Corlione Mobster) on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 03:56:00 PST

People, specifically girls!

Why do people, and when I mean people I'm mostly referring to women, say one thing but end up doing another or meannig somethign else? I mean some people express interest or desires for certain outcom...
Posted by Keith (Corlione Mobster) on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 11:01:00 PST