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Mark

Funny funny funny thing? Who said I'm a porn star!??? Oh yeah, Ramona must be the best shag ever!!!

About Me

HI all. Just a quickie to give you a bit of a description about me... Short(ish), good looking(ish again), fun loving, bit of a flirt, fit, energetic, full of beans! Boring bits - love reading contemporary fiction and collect first edition books, love world cinema, do a bit of gardening when I get the time (aqnd the weather's nice). Don't drink (much) as had problems with alcohol when younger and don't do drugs (same reasoning). Work in Bristol in pensions and (sadly) enjoy it. Would love to hear from interesting people for a chat! Speak soon!!!

My Interests

Sex and looking at women - I had to be honest (I'm male!). Also loads of other things mentioned already. MySpace Layouts MySpace Layouts

I'd like to meet:

Anyone....especially Amy Winehouse or Mutya (ex Sugababes).. I have been told I have an odd taste in women! Mies van der Rohe and Le Corbusier, 1930's(ish yet again) architects, fantastic period in architectural history.

Music:

Anything really that is not the norm.. Love Amy Winehouse (can't wait for her to release the new album)! CHeck out her new single Rehab - it is fabulous (although will never compare to hearing her live voice - absolutely amazing)!
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Movies:

Le Diner de COns (very funny), all films directed by Almodovar, La Haine...etc. And when I'm feeling sad, Rain Man.

Television:

Big Brother - but bored of that now (thank God it's over)!, Lost, Dragon's Den, Totally Boyband (not!), don't watch too much TV really.

Books:

Too many to list, currently reading "The 13 1/2 lives of Captain Bluebear" (?). Other favourites, Vikas Swarup's Q and A, David Mitchell's Black Swan Green and number 9 dream, all Hanif Kureshi, Geoff Ryman's 253.MySpace Layouts

Heroes:

None
Name: Mark
Birthdate: 14/05/1976
Birthplace: Portsmouth
Current Location: Bristol
Eye Color: Blue/green
Hair Color: Mousey brown
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 9.5 stone
Piercings: None
Tatoos: None
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yes
Overused Phraze: I would suggest....
FAVORITES
Food: Fish
Candy: Kendal Mint Cake
Number: 12
Color: Green
Animal: Dog
Drink: Water
Alcohol Drink: Bitter
Bagel: Smoked Salmon and Cream Cheese
Letter: X
Body Part on Opposite sex: Bum or forearms...
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BK
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Choc
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Both infused as one!
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Both
YOUR...
Bedtime: To cuddle up and dream dirty things!
Most Missed Memory: Pet
Best phyiscal feature: My bum
First Thought Waking Up: Sex (?)
Goal for this year: None - lets just see how it goes
Best Friends: 2
Weakness: Falling in love
Fears: Heights (only a bit)
Heritage: Uh?
Longest relationship: 10 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: Yes
Ever beaten someone up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long: Mid length
Height: Short
Style: Funky
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Doesn't matter - personality counts!
Drugs and Alcohol: Not today thanks!
Muscular or Really Skinny: Either
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Many
What country do you want to Visit: Finland
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Don't mind
Get along with your Parents: OK
Health Freak: A bit
Do you think your Attractive: Not bad
Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: Not again
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: No
Shower Daily: No
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Want to get Married: I am
Do you want Children: Got some
Have your future kids names planned out: No more thanks
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Done that!
Hate anyone: No - too strong a feeling for me!
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You scored as A Sicko. You are a SICK FUCK!! You would do almost anything to get off. You know how to be wild, try new stuff and let loose and be crazy. You are at the top of the Horny/Sexual ladder, a very coveted paosition by many. People call you Sick, but those are the ones that think it but don't have the balls to do it. You will be an exploding sex partner, if they can handle it.... Rock On.

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My Blog

Weekends...

1st October and my watch says 31st....why can't they make watches more clever!  I now have to figure out how to change it on my own!
Posted by Mark on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:39:00 PST

Work

Work is relaly pissing me off today as my computer just keeps crashing and I am getting so frustrated I think I need to get out of here!!!
Posted by Mark on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 08:03:00 PST