Jet Black raps CAUCAISIANALLY on the New Hot 98-1

About Me

I'M HAPPILY ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED JULY 4th, 2008 TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE, LISA A. NOLL, SEE HER MYSPACE PAGE BELOW, SHE'S MY NUMBER 1 FRIEND AND FAN.I've changed it: WHERE SMART ASS AND GENIUS COME TO A HAPPY MEDIUM!But I have recently discovered after much comparison, I have a pudge, the makings of a hangover and I'm not happy with it. I want to get rid of it and get buff. I mean SO f-ing buff that I have to buy a new wardrobe because my clothes don't fit anymore, i'd much rather that than having to buy new clothes in a bigger size because my fat ass can't squeeze into my old ones. Any help you can give me would be appreciated! HELL, if anyone out there is a nutitionist/personal trainer hit me up so you can help me out. Like AT&T said "REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE," but you wouldn't be touching me you'd be typing to me.....but you get the point. It's part of my new year's resolution. I've GOT to quit smoking too.

My Interests

Radio, Politics (republican based beliefs), Hunting, Flying, Weather, Storm Chasing, Scottish Pride and I Love: Music, Sports of ALL kinds but specifically Saints football, Sooner college football and St. Louis Cardinal baseball, FOOD and cooking, history, Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia and POKER!

I'd like to meet:

People who work in radio, people who like to hunt for animals (deer, duck, quail, etc.), people who are into politics (must be a red-stater), people who are passionate about dance music, my Scottish bretheren, Weather geeks like myself especially if you storm chase, other pilots and people who LOVE the game of poker.I'm diverse/well rounded what can I say.And I found this today and I know my radio geek friends will love it!!Oh and this is HILARIOUS for my Scottish bretheren..BOOMER SOONER TOO!!But I REALLY want to meet this guy..HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD IRISH MOB MEMBER! ALWAYS REMEMBER AND RESPECT

Music:

Everything...seriously...I work in radio, it's my job. I've been all over this country (Oklahoma City, New Orleans, Atlanta, Nashville, St. Louis, Cleveland and now back to my home town) talking into microphones for a living and I still love the music I play everyday, top 40. I work for this HUGE corporation that owns a bunch of stations...and we control what you think....and we eat babies. Not really, but we do eat babies. My personal musical passion is DANCE MUSIC, love me some house (especially dirty house) and progressive house and some occasional trance mixed in. I have a man crush on Harry Connick, Jr. and his music, my family is from Louisiana so I kinda grew up listening to New Orleans style jazz. I do have a small collection of Louisiana Zydeco (bet chu've never heard of it cher) and Scottish pipes and drums, hell, I could talk for hours about how deep my musical tastes run, but it will bore you.

Movies:

Napolean Dynamite (Pedro offers you his protection), Office Space (I work at Initech and I am not a poosy), Team AMERICA (fuck yeah), Howard Stearn's PRIVATE PARTS (I used to work for Pig Vomit...seriously), What's Eating Gilbert Grape (hey gilbert its tha burger barn..), Wedding Crashers (you motorboatin sonofabitch, you old sailor you), Waiting (Eat at Shenanigans, Enjoy Your Food), THE DEPARTED (What, is it your period?)

Television:

Hannity and Colmes, FOX NEWS news, News, NEWS and NEWS.. But I also catch Comedy Central, Sopranos, Real World, ER, Miami Vice (I have two seasons on DVD, i'm a fan!) And i'm now a HUGE fan of the new NBC Show "THE BLACK DONNELLEY'S," i'm Scottish/Irish so I can relate, I LOVE IT!

Books:

I am cabable of reading, but I don't for fear of being put in a coma. I think I have a disease, I can't even read about things I'm into and stay awake...

Heroes:

My mom. What a fighter. She taught me almost everything I know, and she's probably the only mom in the world that will let someone fall flat on their ass, just so they are better because of it. I miss her terribly. She died in February of this year. Miss you Mama.

My Blog

Second Amendment Rights and Skirting The Law

Signs of Intelligence?By Fred Thompson One of the things that's got to be going through a lot of peoples' minds now is how one man with two handguns, that he had to reload time and time again, could...
Posted by Jet Black raps CAUCAISIANALLY on the New Hot 98-1 on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 03:12:00 PST

Defeat these Senators in your upcoming elections.

The following senators voted against making English the official language of America. Alaska (D-HI) Bayh (D-IN) Biden (D-DE) Bingaman (D-NM) Boxer (D-CA) Cantwell (D-WA) Clinton (D-NY) Dayt...
Posted by Jet Black raps CAUCAISIANALLY on the New Hot 98-1 on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:55:00 PST

Another LIBERAL TAKE NOTE moment, brought to you by JET BLACK

Read and weep, tree-huggers. http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/global-warming020507.htm
Posted by Jet Black raps CAUCAISIANALLY on the New Hot 98-1 on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:38:00 PST

From My Friend in Denver. This makes SOOO much sense!

And if you live in Oklahoma you can relate, as of this past weekend, maybe not quite the exact same, but definately similar. Read and tell me your thoughts. WEATHER BULLETIN--DENVER Up here, in the ...
Posted by Jet Black raps CAUCAISIANALLY on the New Hot 98-1 on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:08:00 PST

So something is happening to me for the first time tonight (9-13)

I'm getting Inked! I'm psyched and scared at the same time. It's a new experience for me but not my first venture into body art, I had my ears and eyebrow pierced 5 years ago...my earrings still rema...
Posted by Jet Black raps CAUCAISIANALLY on the New Hot 98-1 on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:33:00 PST

This is some SCARY shit!

When you view this video, keep in mind that they guy sitting on the left hand side of the screen is within rocket firing distance of this country. AND, he control's his country's output of oil to this...
Posted by Jet Black raps CAUCAISIANALLY on the New Hot 98-1 on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:47:00 PST

LIBERALS....GET A PEN AND PAPER!

TRENT BRINING of KANSAS CITY survived a grenade explosion and 15 surgeries and called the STEIN show to talk about his baseball trip; STEIN arranged to get BRINING to LOS ANGELES for his first visit t...
Posted by Jet Black raps CAUCAISIANALLY on the New Hot 98-1 on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:55:00 PST

Random thought for the YEAR!

I WANT A KEYTAR! I know this is the most random thing ever, but I found a website with old 80's music videos (www.youtube.com) and I found a few old ones I remember. Well in those videos, I saw...
Posted by Jet Black raps CAUCAISIANALLY on the New Hot 98-1 on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:03:00 PST

Get the kleenex.

So I was having kind of a rough evening tonight, alot of things in my life are/have happend recently and it's been really hard the last week or two, more so in the last day or two. There's one person ...
Posted by Jet Black raps CAUCAISIANALLY on the New Hot 98-1 on Wed, 03 May 2006 08:36:00 PST

Frustrating

Have you ever had one of those moments where you realize that a decision you made was F-ING stupid, and more importantly could have been avoided at all costs. I'm having multiple moments like that tod...
Posted by Jet Black raps CAUCAISIANALLY on the New Hot 98-1 on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:57:00 PST