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LAUREN MICHAELS

He who thinks you're not perfect, tell him fuck off and that you're so glamorous you piss glitter

About Me


BOW WOW IS PISSED BECAUSE HE'S NOT IN MY TOP 8! THIS VIDEO IS CLASSIC!!!
Bow Wow with Lauren in studio!

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Mandy Moore in studio and I LOVE HER!

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Here's the story. My mom Diana met my dad Frank in 1978. The got married in 1979. Later that year my Mom missed her period….took a EPT test and found out she was knocked up. Anyway, I popped out May 7th, 1980 and became the greatest accident ever made.

Here’s what I do, I talk, laugh, cry, learn, listen and hang out with my buddies every morning. I love my listeners and nothing makes me smile more than making someone else smile/laugh. You think I’m lucky? Heck yes I am, everyday I wake up thinking it’s a dream, unfortunately the waking up happens at 3:30am in the morning….and that sucks….it sucks SUPER big time but I wouldn’t change my life for anything. I’m a lucky, lucky girl!

Listen to me on Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo 6-10am on 98.5 KLUC!!!
Been totally dope since 1980. My glass is always half full. I would like to have a one-nighter with Posh and Becks. ThAT'S right....together. I'm not gay but if I had to go gay to save the world I would go gay with Posh. I really have NO talent but I do have really good hair. I LOVE my boyfriend's voice in the morning....it turns me on in a major way. I LOVE MEN WHO WEAR PINK SHIRTS, hotdogs, cupcakes, hugs, and laughing. I like to wear boys underwear to bed and gay men (because they don't take advantage of me). I like to make people laugh, the Heavenly beds at the W hotel, listening to music really loud, and spooning aka snuggle camp! I really, really love going to snuggle camp! xoxoxo


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My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Celebrity fitness trainer John Basedow (just to kick his ass) and Food Network supastar Paula Dean. I love her!

Music:

Getting hyphy on the piano!

Movies:

I heard your Mom did some "movies"....GROSS!

Television:

I'm a MTV/VH1 reality TV whore! I also watch WAYYYYY too much of FOOD NETWORK.

Books:

I read trashy tabloids that come out every Thursday!

Heroes:

Successful women who didn't have to sleep their way to the top!

My Blog

For the first time in my life....IM SPEECHLESS!

I have NO words for the picture below.  BARF!  Oh snap, that was a word. ...
Posted by LAUREN MICHAELS on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:52:00 PST

RANDOM BLOGGYSTYLE (and Im going to sound like a mega bitch) 6-16-08...WORD!

It's been a crazy weekend.  I'm going to start off this blog with a negative.  I'm really sorry about what I'm about to write.  I don't want to come off like a bitch or I don't love my ...
Posted by LAUREN MICHAELS on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:26:00 PST

Info on this PEREZCIOUS weekend!

P-Nasty aka Perez Hilton  is doing another signing this weekend in Vegas, COME AND MEET mista purdy thang.  I'm going to be out there as well. WORD! Meet PerezSaturday, June 14th2 P.M.H...
Posted by LAUREN MICHAELS on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:59:00 PST

Bluetooth headsets are NOT sexy!

Bluetooth headsets are not sexy....at all.  I'm going to go as far as saying they make you look like a total DOUCHEBAG.  A MEGA DOUCHEBAG! I was at Hallmark looking for Fathers Day cards whe...
Posted by LAUREN MICHAELS on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:50:00 PST

RANDOM BLOGGYSTYLE! It was a mega crazy weekend!

OHHHHHHHHHH what a crazy weekend.  Nelly, loving, Sushi, old friends and blood.  Ya...it was RANDOM! LAUREN + NELLY=LOVE-  I'm going to be honest....I already loved Nelly but this weeke...
Posted by LAUREN MICHAELS on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:58:00 PST

The G.E.D. Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGxYk4svFXA ...
Posted by LAUREN MICHAELS on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:52:00 PST

Im a lean, mean, super sexy machine!

Ya that's right!  I'm a lean, mean, super, sexy machine!  I celebrated SUPER SEXY THURSDAY in a major way. Here's the dilly.  I joined LVAC 2 weekends ago and have been taking classes a...
Posted by LAUREN MICHAELS on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:34:00 PST

My boobs hurt, I gained 5 pounds this month, my body feels weird. WTF is there a baby in me?!

Well Juicy made me take a CLEARBLUE test this morning in the bathroom at the radio station  and.......   I guess I'm just eating like shit. NOT PREGO!...
Posted by LAUREN MICHAELS on Tue, 27 May 2008 07:24:00 PST

Dear Tommy Lee,

Dear Tommy Lee, I'm so flippin excited that your coming in the studio with Ludacris at 9am this morning.  I haven't been this excited to meet a celeb in a LONG time.  It's not because of you...
Posted by LAUREN MICHAELS on Mon, 19 May 2008 05:52:00 PST

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, YOU’RE COOL, FUCK YOU

RANDOM BLOGGYSTYLE (it's been FAR too long) and I have LOTS going on! LVAC-  Guess who is a new member of the new Southwest location on the LVAC on Flamingo/215???  I AM!  I can't wait ...
Posted by LAUREN MICHAELS on Mon, 19 May 2008 07:13:00 PST