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MAC

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About Me

"i may not have gone where i intended to go, but i think i have ended up where i needed to be." ~douglas adams

My Interests

reading. running. yoga. traveling. philosophy. cookies. funny random things that are pink. funny things in general. pretty things. miniature things. nature things. Sac Kings. basketball. volleyball. music. music. truly pursuing an ex-athlete lifestyle. being all that i can be. mind sex. fresh mex. cerveza. South African accents. penguin fights. puppies. beaches. oceans. Orbit gum. the smell outside after it rains. percy. urban. outfitters. camping. people that make me :)

I'd like to meet:

“Why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.” -mr. vonnegut

Music:

i go through obsessive phases. Currently: ryan adams, band of horses, and the allman brothers.

Movies:

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, Fight Club, Tommy Boy, Closer, Old School, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Office Space, Van Wilder, Snatch, Vanilla Sky, Dumb&Dumber, Napolean Dynamite, Caddyshack, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Television:

I don't own a television. But I do enjoy the DVD collections of television shows, such as Family Guy, Sex and the City, Weeds, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, which is the greatest program ever created.

Books:

I feel strangely comforted just being in bookstores. Problem is, my book shopping habit is like most girls' shoe addiction. I have piles of books of my "to read" list strewn all over my room, but I never find the time to read them.

Heroes:

we are here on earth to fart around- don't let anybody tell you different.

My Blog

please dont click here.

just seeing if you would do it. and you did.
Posted by MAC on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 03:08:00 PST

wtf, mate?

and this, my friends, is how it all goes down: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/endofworld.html
Posted by MAC on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 03:50:00 PST

PERCY

sooo i got myself one of dem gui-tars (yay ). and she's a beaut. now commence phase 2: learn not to suck at it.  ...
Posted by MAC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

USE CONDOMS.

like i say, babysitting is the best form of birth control: http://gprime.net/video.php/reasonforcondoms...
Posted by MAC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what not to say when questioned about your fake id

"Oh, fuck." that would be my response when asked for my "birthday" by some idiot bouncer with a Greg Ostertag-inspired fade. Totally unprepared for that. And then Bogs tries to justify my dumbness ...
Posted by MAC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

post a bulletin here

Silly kids... how many times do we do something just because some phantom person tells us to do so? Which gets me to the point of cHaIn BuLleTiNs. Just like chain e-mails, except these ones are gett...
Posted by MAC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you can't turn an AIM ho into a housewife...

which is why I am now a myspace whore. After battling a serious addiction to AIM, I had to travel overseas to escape from typing conversations online all day. But then I discovered myspace, and what...
Posted by MAC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST