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Jimmy-'JJ'-James

Apathy on the rise...Anyone care?

About Me

I'm a mutt...
My nationalities include:
Cherokee.
Irish.
Italian.
&
Portuguese.
Myspace Layouts James --
[adjective]:
Visually addictive
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

One-Shot
People Iced: Thirty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Nine
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Thirteen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Five
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: Joey Big-Lips
Get Your HITMAN Name
AWSOME-GAMEIl mio cuore è spurgo me alla morte.
How You Are In Love
You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.
You tend to give more than take in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
What kind of a girlfriend/boyfriend are you?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
You are Caring
When your g/f-b/f thinks you are the person they want to someday marry
Your g/f-b/f thinks your kiss is passionate
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Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style? ..tr The Girl Next Door
67% Sexy-Cute, 61% Dark-Light, 40% Artsy-Stylish
Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely corruptible. Every morning you glance out your window hoping she'll have forgotten to draw the blinds. You may feel bad about it, but you know you'll be doing it again tomorrow.

If you liked my test, Please rate it highly! Thanks!

Also, make sure to check out my Beautiful Faces Test if you haven't already.

See All The Categories ..tr Sexy Dark Artsy The Goth Girl
Sexy Dark Not Artsy or Stylish The Brooding Poet
Sexy Dark Stylish The Mistress
Sexy Not Dark or Light Artsy The Hippie Chick
Sexy Not Dark or Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Hot Friend
Sexy Not Dark or Light Stylish The Sorority Girl
Sexy Light Artsy The Actress
Sexy Light Not Artsy or Stylish Your Friend's Sister
Sexy Light Stylish The Prom Queen
Cute Dark Artsy The Suicide Girl
Cute Dark Not Artsy or Stylish The Bad Girl
Cute Dark Stylish The Bettie Page Girl
Cute Not Dark or Light Artsy The Art Student
Cute Not Dark or Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Girl Next Door
Cute Not Dark or Light Stylish The Debutante
Cute Light Artsy The New Age chick
Cute Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Favorite Friend
Cute Light Stylish The Cheerleader ..table
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This test tracked 3 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: ..tr ..tr ..table Higher than 85% on Sexy-Cute
..tr ..table Higher than 72% on Dark-Light
..tr ..table Higher than 27% on Artsy-Stylish ..table
Link: The Your Type of Girl Test written by dgc20e on Ok Cupid ..tr Will you marry me
Well.......you got a 100%
Dont be surprised when a girl tells you she loves you, she cant help it. YOU'RE PERFECT. I love you. Propose to me already. Don't change a thing!
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This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: ..tr ..tr ..table Higher than 98% on Browniepoints ..table
Link: The Are you a good Boyfriend? Test written by Chicky420 on Ok Cupid
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: James Francis Alves
Birthday: 1:47 PM, Friday, March 21, 1980.
Birthplace: Kaiser Hospital. Santa Clara, California.
Current Location: San Jose, California.
Eye Color: A delicious Brown.
Hair Color: A tasty dark Brown.
Height: A not so edible, but still delicious 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both. I'm what one would call 'ambidextrous'.
Your Heritage: I'm a mutt. Alphabetically, I am: Cherokee, Irish, Italian and Portuguese.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My shoes.
Your Weakness: My staggeringly, overwhelming sex appeal and being too nice.
Your Fears: Dying alone and unloved.
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything Dominos.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fall in love. Genuinely, deeply, scary, painfully in love to hell with unrequited feelings.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL. lol.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Yay! A new day.
Your Best Physical Feature: My hands.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I go to sleep.
Your Most Missed Memory: My childhood. I was so happy back then.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's. I'm Lovin' It.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bleh. Neither. I'm a coffee man!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee!!!
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: Every single day.
Do you Sing: No. It's better that I don't. Trust me.
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah. Twice a day.
Have you Been in Love: Gah. Always with heartache.
Do you want to go to College: I've attended in the past and I want to re-enroll and take a Pop Culture class.
Do you want to get Married: I do.
Do you belive in yourself: More now than I used to.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I move.
Do you think you are Attractive: That's what the mirrors always tell me.
Are you a Health Freak: Meh. Somewhat.
Do you get along with your Parents: As of June 25, 2005, I only have my dad to get along with and we don't get along very well.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell Yeah. They're amazing.
Do you play an Instrument: No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah. All of the ones in San Jose except for Eastridge.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I do find it to be ok.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not within the past 2, no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No and a grateful world rejoices.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Yeah.
Ever been called a Tease: Hardly.
Ever been Beaten up: A few times.
Ever Shoplifted: Maybe when I was but a wee child. Nothing big though. Just gum more than likely.
How do you want to Die: Get run over by a car full of clowns. A way that people would be laughing at too hard to be sad that I'm dead.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, baby!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any.
Favourite Hair Color: Any.
Short or Long Hair: Any.
Height: Any.
Weight: Any.
Best Clothing Style: Me? Style?!? HAHAHAHA. Anything I like that's comfy.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zilch.
Number of CDs I own: None anymore. It's all about the iPod now!
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Quite a few things.
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My Interests


Myspace Layouts
"It's like we were made for eachother. Beauty and the Beast; though if anyone else calls you 'beast', I'll rip their lungs out"
TRUE LOVE LOVERS!
I'm into cooking, reading, painting, writing poetry(FYI: It sucks), watching movies, collecting movies that I absolutely loved, photography, re-arranging my room every other month (lol), listening to music *good music*. I'm someone who will be one of the nicest, sweetest and most caring and loyal person you've ever met, someone who will do whatever they can to help a friend, because that's just me, even if, for some reason, you don't like me, but if you make the horrible mistake of hurting any of my friends or stab me in the back viciously enough, I promise you that you will rue the day you ever met me. I won't even care if you didn't do anything to me personally; my friends are like family. I'm not going to let anyone get away with hurting them. I'm what's generally known as a 'LOYAL' friend. And my loyalty is not for sale.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:


Movies:

Hoo boy, I have a whole bunch. I've listed them alphabetically:
American Beauty.
American Pie.
American Pie 2.
American Psycho.
American Wedding.
Backdraft.
Back to the Future.
Back to the Future 2.
Batman Begins.
The Boondock Saints.
Cellular.
The Departed. *best film I've seen in years*
Dodge Ball: A True Underdog Story.
Ed Wood.
Eurotrip.
Fight Club.
Frank Miller's Sin City.
From Hell.
The Game.
Gladiator.
Harold & Maude.
Ice Age.
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown.
Kill Bill vol. 1.
Kill Bill vol. 2.
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
Meet the Fockers.
Meet the Parents.
Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie.
Not Another Teen Movie.
Old School.
Pulp Fiction.
Reservoir Dogs.
Road to Perdition.
The Rules of Attraction.
Se7en.
Signs.
The Sixth Sense.
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Zoolander.

Television:

Arrested Development.
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Chappelle's Show
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C.S.I: Miami.
C.S.I: New York.
DEAD.
E.R.
Family Guy.
Futurama.
Law & Order.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
LOST.
MXC.
Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
Robot Chicken.
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The Tick.
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Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? Ocean.
Pizza or Chinese? Pizza.
Mansion or Penthouse? Mansion.
Have you been on a Jet Ski? I think so.
Are you afraid of clowns? No.
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 3 sisters, but I'm only close with one of them.
Favorite band/group? AC/DC, Disturbed, Metallica...etc
Baseball or football? Football.
Favorite brand of makeup? Uh...whatever the woman is comfortable with wearing.
Waffles or pancakes? Pancakes.
Do you have an IPod? No.
Bike or scooter? Bike.
Ever go in a hot air balloon? Meh...doubt it.
How will you celebrate turning 21? I already celebrated turning 21 on March 21, 2001. It was fun.
What brand computer do you have? A semi good one.
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? 0.
Favorite city? San Diego. God, it's beautiful.
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Ice cream. Rocky Road.
Do you think you are fat? No.
Ever throw up in a public place? No.
Do you have a pool? No.
Ever drive a car? Yes.
How many times a month do you go to the movies? At least 3. On the rare times there are movies worth watching.
Last movie you saw? The Hills Have Eyes.
Who is your hero? Captain America.
How old are your parents? My dad's 69 and My mom would've been turning 59 on July 23rd of this year if she hadn't died at age 57 last June 25th.
What deceased person would you like to meet? Abraham Lincoln.
Do you chew ice? After I finish a drink? Yes.
Have you been to California? Doy...I live in San Jose, California. Born and raised.
Last book you read? Crime & Punishment. My all time favorite.
Favorite teacher? Michelle Lewis. My 4th grade teacher at Horace Mann Elementary School.
Do you like to go fishing? It doesn't suck.
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? Not very many.
How many of those do you regret? ...
What is you average in school? At least 'Cs'
Favorite professional team? Oakland A's, San Jose Sharks, San Francisco 49'ers.
Do you like mohawks? Native Americans? Yeah, they're cool.
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2.
Do you floss? Yes.
Do you have braces? No.
Do you bite your nails? Nope, but I do pick at them when I get nervous.
What is your last thought before falling asleep? Ahhh...sleep.
Do you fall in love easily? Not very easily.
Ever have a crush and they never knew? Had a crush, but they always knew and were always repulsed.
Do you babysit? My niece and nephew on occasion.
Ever been shot at? Yes. Accidentally by myself *long story* and by my best friend right after 8th grade graduation.
Do you work out/exercise? Not a very strict regiment, but yes.
Do you have 6 pack abs? Just about.
Do you consider yourself nice? At times, too nice for my own good.
What movie character would you like to be? Ash.
Do you go to camp for the summer? No, but I used to.
Ever been bit by a snake? Nope.
Have you been on a boat? Yeah.
Name of friend you have known the longest? That I'm still on good terms with? Jerry Smith.
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? Sure, why not?
Ever break a bone? Both arms and legs broken twice by the time I was 18.
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? Angie and Byron.
What is your ultimate job? Doing it right now. I'm an actor. This or working on Twisted Toyfare Theatre.
Do you want to walk on the moon? Sometimes.
Can you name the seven dwarfs? Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Doc, Sneezy, Sleepy...meh...
Favorite TV show? LOST
Apples or oranges? Oranges.
Favorite model of car? Mazda RX-8
Favorite flower? Babys Breath. It's weird looking.
Favorite color? Black, Blue and Red.
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? Yes.
Ever climb out your bedroom window? Pfftt. Who hasn't?
Do you live in an apartment or house? House.
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? That's random. Uh...4 times? I know the sure-fire way to cure them: When you get hiccups, just pinch your nose shut and take *at least* three deep breaths. It suffocates the air bubble thingy or whatever causes hiccups.
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? Several times. The last one hurt like hell.
How many cousins do you have? 16. My family is italian. We don't know the meaning of the word 'Small family'.
Do you believe in ghosts? Go ahead and make fun of me if you wish, but yes I do.
If you were a bird, what would you be? An eagle. Regal and majestic.
Ever get stitches? Long time ago.
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? Meh...I like surprises.
How many kids do you want to have? ...at the very least, just a boy and a girl. In that order so he'll be older and more protective of his little sister.
If you could change your name, what would it be? Franklin or Damien.
Dogs or cats? Dogs just by a hair over cats. I only like dogs slightly more since they are more sociable animals.
Who do you tell your problems to? Trusted friends or to my mom's headstone at the cemetary. A bit morbid, but I know she won't tell anyone anything.
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? My friends.
Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in attraction at first sight.
Do you go to church? Yes.
Would you marry outside your religon? I suppose so.
Volleyball or tennis? Volleyball is fun.
How many people were at your last party? Seven. My very cool, good friends threw me a surprise birthday party almost 2 weeks before my actually birthday. They're so awesome.
Ever ride in a limo? Yeah. It was pretty fun.
Ever drink champagne? It's not usually my thing to drink, but it's not terrible.
Favorite dinner? Anything Italian. *except for Eggplant Parmesean. Blearf*
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Books:

My favorite book is 'Crime and Punishment' and 'Swift Justice'. A book about murder, the chaos that followed and the execution of the murderers, right here in San Jose, California way back in November of 1933.

I'm also a HUGE comic book geek/nerd/afficionado. My favorite writers in the field include... Brian Micheal Bendis
Peter "Sam's Dad's Clone" David
Stan 'The Man' Lee
Brian K. Vaughan
Jeph Loeb
Geoff Johns
Brad Meltzer
Ed Brubaker
Mark Millar &
Joss Whedon (Yes. The creator of 'Angel' 'Buffy' & 'Firefly'
One of my favorite titles on the shelves right now is:

Heroes:

Anyone who risks their lives for others every single day.
People with tragic backgrounds who are still standing and making their lives better.
My friends and family. ..

My Blog

The only upside...

When it seems like everyone around you is pairing up, remember these reasons why it's cool to be single! You won't be known as so-and-so's boy/girl-friend.It's about individuality. As college studen...
Posted by James on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:20:00 PST

10 minutes

What's your name?Jimmeh-JamesC'mon what's your REAL age?twenty...plus 7Where do you live?where i live.What's your grade?a++Where were you born?santa clara.Why were you born?to be god's comedy monkey. ...
Posted by James on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:51:00 PST

Sometimes...

You just need to scream...to keep yourself from going insane.Byron 'Buster' Bluth. 'Arrested Development'.
Posted by James on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

I'd do this for the girl I loved

- Give her a hoodie of yours to wear so other people know she's yours.- Leave her sweet texts to wake up to- Sneak up behind her- Grab her by the waist- Do anything to make her smile- Always make her ...
Posted by James on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:03:00 PST

At times I wish...

I can just be like most people, click off my 'conscience' like a light switch and just do whatever the hell I want or say whatever I want and just say: 'screw the consequences'.It just seems like the ...
Posted by James on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST

AUGH!!!! ENOUGH!!!

People who make mistakes just need to grow up and take responsibility for their own actions and not cast blame on others around them and pester them whiny-complaining phone calls 24-7.Nor complain tha...
Posted by James on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:31:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes...Don't agree with the Stacy Keibler bit though

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Posted by James on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:32:00 PST

Status changer?

I'm the guy who will remember everything about you and everything thats ever happened between us. -I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night t...
Posted by James on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:15:00 PST

A-Z of me

A - AVAILABLE:Yes.B - BIRTHDAY:March 21.C - CRUSHING:Thought about it, but no.D-LAST DRINK YOU HAD:Milk.E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO:Too many to list.F - FAVORITE BAND:Too many to name.G - GUMMY BEAR...
Posted by James on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:07:00 PST

Crazy Little Thing Called Love...

There is a difference between lust and love. For lust, there is a physical attraction that is more present then an emotional attachment. The emotional attachment may go away completely or leave you fe...
Posted by James on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:41:00 PST