In general I try and go round and give people good advice or help.
I'd like to meet anyone else sick enough to fart on purpose on trains to annoy everyone else; who likes to telling people handing out flyers or doing surveys on the street to 'fuck off', and who runs past those 'ticket nazi's' at the stations doing checks nowadays and without stopping as he/she passes them, enjoys shouting back heartily; 'Get a REAL job you loser'. Also; people who are really really kind; but not too kind and modest about it; those people suck.
Right now I like listening to kids playing football in the park near me, and as stupid as it sounds, I'm really into making up songs and singing to myself as I walk in the park, or home; it's gotten to a point where I come home, sit in the shower and record them.
Oooh right now Italian zombie films thanks to Paul, and recently I saw Themroc and Can Dialectics Break Bricks? (on Ubuweb) and they were great! Also, Lawrence of Arabia.
I like watching Mock the Week, but really I know it's shit and that it's not at all the spontaneous and hilarious comedy the heavy edits make it out to be; other than that I am a huge fan of the really, really trashy crap, occassionally I will cruise between any channel from 106-301 on Sky, and settle on such goldies as Wedding TV and S4C; somehow it turns me on to be turned off.
Right now I'm reading The Revolution of Everday Life (which is the worst title ever, it's honestly not a self help book), and Robert Smithson's Collected Writings
Why not Doug Stanhope?