If only I could grow the wings to fly over the cuckoo's nest. |
On a daily basis I wish I was insane.I envy them.You see, the insane live in their own little creative world.Free from suffering, war, famine, the drunks, the debauchery.Everyday is a new experience.I...
Posted by Jonathan Baker esq. on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:25:00 PST |
This little piggy went to market. |
We wear our dresses like a badge.GucciDolce and GabbanaDouble penetration.An expensive marinade over a penny steak.No matter how much you cook it, a cheap piece of meat will always be blue on the insi...
Posted by Jonathan Baker esq. on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:20:00 PST |
Untitled. |
Life experience is not about...
...How drunk you get...
...How many drugs you take...
...How much money you spend...
...How many friends you have...
...How much filth you sleep with.
It's about th...
Posted by Jonathan Baker esq. on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:50:00 PST |
We are all losers. |
We lose everything.
Our keys
Our virginity
Our loved ones
Our dignity
Our self respect
Our minds.
When we start winning....
...then we are truly fucked....
Posted by Jonathan Baker esq. on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:04:00 PST |
An ode to the youth. |
SMILE&
&yes fucking smile.
Lets have fun.
We are only young.
So much to live for.
Good times ahead.
We have fun.
Social status.
We have money.
We have laughs.
HAHA&how fucking funny.
Standi...
Posted by Jonathan Baker esq. on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:06:00 PST |
These are the best times of your life. |
Stop talking to me, God...I shouldn't be here, you bore me, please stop, please leave, my head hurts, I'm ill, leave me, this is bullshit, it's all bullshit, place filled with cunts, "drink more", "dr...
Posted by Jonathan Baker esq. on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:49:00 PST |
Three cheers for xmas cheer. |
Some people have a raw deal at Christmas.
Take Joseph.
The guy had to spend the night in a stable, smelling of donkey shit, whilst his 'virgin' wife gave birth&
&The poor blo...
Posted by Jonathan Baker esq. on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:29:00 PST |
Jesus with sunglasses + 12 year old loner pipe dreams = a crock of shit. |
Oh dear God&
...I've got so much to live for&
...Kids&
...Grandkids&
...Their first words&
...Their first steps&
...Their first "I hate you Dad" remark.
But I fear that the end is...
Posted by Jonathan Baker esq. on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:26:00 PST |
Money well spent. |
I always feel like a complete bell-end going to the hairdressers or salon as the 'queers' say.
The ordeal is a terrible strain on many of my emotions.
I get scared,
Nervous,
&nbs...
Posted by Jonathan Baker esq. on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:04:00 PST |
Day in the life at a golf club. |
Wake up, wank, shower, clothes, tea, toast, feel sick, sit down, stand up, work, answer phone, cook some cunt an omelette, rage and boredom, no golf buggies for skinheads, boss is an asshole, clean up...
Posted by Jonathan Baker esq. on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:13:00 PST |
