Drinking, dancing, going to sox games,chicken fights,naked bingo,flippy cup,burning ants with a magnifying glass,watching the cubs lose,weaving baskets on acid, pulling up to the drive thru in reverse,going to the bank and screaming at the teller give me all the money actually just kidding i'd like to make a deposit please,calling all my friends and telling them i got some good news and some bad news good news is i won the lottery bad news is i dont wanna be your friend anymore,going to mcdonalds and watching people that order a thousand calorie meal and then say i'l have a diet coke with that,throwing tailgating parties in jenny craig parking lots,psyching out people in traffic with my right turning signal then turning left,going up to cubs fans and telling them that the last time they won the world series it was the first mothers day ever and it was the 3rd thats right i said 3rd annual olympics no shit true fact go ahead google that shit!
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I'd like to meet:
Fergie Ferg,Jennifer Love Hewitt and the man who invented the child proof lighter so I can punch him in the face the whole world shouldn't have to struggle every time they wanna use a lighter beacuse of a few small fires by people carelessly leaving there lighters around children I hope I don't get any hate mail for the last joke! <form id="myspacepostto" method="post" action="http://
Music:
Sublime, Mike Jones, Led Zeppelin, Outkast just to name a few
Movies:
Oh shit whats the name of those movies where girls get naked and they....Oh now I remember PORN!
Television:
I dont own one I pay a crack head to come over and put on puppet shows
Heroes:
Stephanie Conwell and the man or women that invented thongs and booty shorts god bless you!
