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4x12

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About Me

There's so much to say yet no words come to mind... thats pretty fucked up if you think aboutit. Ok. My name's Joey but most of the time people know me as 4x12. And yes, that is my cock size 4inchs across x 12 inchs long ;) I fucking wish!!

I'm a metal head at heart man. I play guitar, had bands, quit bands, might be starting up new band. Keep it real, stay honest and theres no bullshiting with this mutherfucker. I try and keep things simple and honest, walk straight or get the fuck out. Man, life is too damn short for these kind of distractions, bullshit mind games and fucking aggravation. I love busting balls, but thats just plain ol' personal fun!! but yeah, I have it coming to me

I like having a good time, like relaxing at home with a cold beer and a glass of Crown Royal and another important key ingrediant... some goddamn Pantera kicking it up in the background! I love Movies. Always up for good movie, horror flicks mostly. Old classics and remakes but all movies in general

Music is my life man... can't get enough metal in a day! It's the one TRUE universal language, learn it, breath it and fucking obey it! Don't be closed minded or limit yourself to one kind of music because thats bullshit. I'll give anything a spin at least once, but there are some bands I can't stand and wish to god someone would make them stop!! But still, not giving it a spin at least once is the worse thing you can do, even if its a terrible experience. My music of choice? Heavy Metal. My heart will always bleed Heavy Metal. But like I said, I listen to everything... from Paco De Lucia to Cypress Hill from Elvis Presley to B.B. King and back to Overkill.

There's a simple rule to follow... Gimme a beer, a black tooth some metal and I'm good 2 fucking go! Get'cha Pull!

Wanna know more drop me a note.

RIP Dimebag, we miss you bro!

My Interests

Heavy Metal brother!! Dimebag (rip), Chuck Schuldiner (rip), Andy LaRocque, Mike Wead, Zakk Wylde, Billy Gibbons & ZZ Top.

Good looking women, tattoo's & piercings, Sex, eating pussy, Beer, Crown Royal, Wine, Jack Daniels, Southern Comfort, Tequilla, eating pussy, VHT gear, Dean guitars, Fender Guitars, Washburn guitars, ADA Gear, ISP Technologies, Eminence Speakers, 1967 Chevelle Malibu SS & other old classic muscle cars.

I'd like to meet:

Sadly, the one dude I ALWAYS wanted to have a beer with & slam down a few BlackTooth's with was Dimbag Darrell. To thank him for everything hes done, giving such great freaking albums overthe years and keeping it metal when others strayed from it. He was taken from us way too fucking early and for no good reason... Dimebag will always be # 1, he will never be replaced and I will forever miss him... Always missing you bro, always!

And the other dude would be Billy Gibbons... I'd love to sit and drink with this dude. I'd try and pick up some cool guitar tricks and the setting to his gear :]

Everybody. Dude's & dudette's. People who share the same passion and love for music, people who think Dimebag was and always will be the best & keeping it fucking metal! Anyone who's into good music... Also, a Montreal player called Stephane Dufour. Been a fan of his playing for a while and i'm telling you, this dude as insane tone, please check him out! maybe pick up a few tips from his rig setup ;)

Drop me a note I'm sure we'll have some interesting conversations.

Dime, God bless your soul brothers!

Get'cha Pull!

Music:

Ac/Dc (Bon Scott years), Aeturnus, Al De Miola, Alice Cooper, Alice In Chains, Angel Dust, Anonymus, Anthrax, Arch Enemy, Amon Amarth, At The Gates, Badlands, Black Sabbath, Black Label Society, Biréli Lagrène, Biohazard, Broken Hope, Bruce Dickinson, Buddy Guy, Cathedral, Candlemass, Carcass, Chilren Of Bodom, Corrosion Of Conformity, Covenant, Control Denied, Cradle Of Filth, Crowbar, Cypress Hill, David Allan Coe, DamagePlan, Django Reinhardt, Danzig, Dark Angel, Death, Dragonlord, Deicide, Die Krups, Dimmu Borgir, Dio, Dokken, Doro / Warlock, Down, Downset, Dream Theater, Elvis Presley, Emperor, Entombed, Epidemic, Eternia, Exodus, Fear Factory, Fight, Forbidden, Ghoulunatics, Gorguts, Glenn Miller, Grip Inc, Guardian, The Guess Who, George Lynch, Guns N' Roses, HammerFall, Helloween, Hexenhaus, Iced Earth, IllWill, Iron Maiden, Janis Joplin, Jane's Addiction, Jimi Hendrix, Jesse Cook, Jerry Lee Lewis, Joe Satriani, Johnny Winter, Judas Priest, Kataklysm, King Diamond ..m/, Kiss, Korn, Krisiun, Led Zeppelin, Lynch Mob, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mack 10, Malevolent Creation, Marilyn Manson, Martyr, Megadeth, Metallica (old school), Mercyful Fate, Meshuggah, Ministry, Misfits, Motorhead, Nevermore, N.W.A., Nypon & Blylod (The best King Diamond cover band), Obituary, Oblivion, Offenbach, Ol' Dirty Bastard, One Minute Silence, Onyx, Overkill, Ozzy Osbourne, Paco DeLucia, Pestilence, Pantera, Pro Pain, QueensRyche, Quiet Riot, Rainbow, R.A.T.M, Reactor, Roy Orbison, Raven, Rush, Sacred Reich, Saxon, Savatage, Six Feet Under, Sacrifice, Skid Row, Sepultura, Slipknot, Slayer, Snoop Dogg, S.O.D., Soulfly, Stone Temple Pilots, Stryper, Stuck Mojo, Stephane Dufour (Insane Player!!), Suicidal Tendencies, Superjoint Ritual, Testament, Tesla, The Tea Party, Tool, Venom, Van Halen, Westside Connection, W.A.S.P., WhiteSnake, White Zombie, Wu-Tang Clan, Yngwie J. Malmsteen,And theres a shit load more I know i'm forgeting...

Movies:

Evil Dead, Exorcist, Pieces, Office Space, Goodfellas, The Car, Casino, Scarface, Spaceballs, Lord of the rings, Poltergeist, Pet Sematary, Psycho, Texas Chainsaw, Reservoir dogs, Pulp Fiction, Friday 13th, Elm Street, Amityville, Dimevision (part 2 coming up soon!!), 3 Vulgar vid's, Cheech & Chong... and the list goes on and on!

Television:

I ain't a big TV watcher. I zap more then anything else. I'm always looking for some good late night porn ;) but if I had to mention a few shows... CSI, 24, Sopranos, Mythbusters, Battlestar Galactica, DeadWood etc... thats about it.

Books:

Anything horror or sci-fi.

Heroes:

There's only 2 people I admire and owe a tremendous amount of respect to in this world... The 1st, My mother, she put me into this world and made sure me and my little sister had what we needed. She kept us in check with reality and made sure we cared for the proper things in life and not superficial bullshit. Family & friends first... and for that I will forever love her to death and will always owe her bigtime.

And then theres Dimebag Darrell, this dude was my biggest influence when I was growing up. When I was down and out his music was like a trip to the fucking doc's office. He saved me and I found a place of my own, my own world when I kicked in Pantera cd's. And still do 10 + years later. Hes the one reason I picked up a guitar and got into playing & joining bands. And for that I cant ever thank him ehough! RIP brother! Everyday your missed bro...


This is a great acoustic tune by Zakk Wylde... check it out



Guys, Heres a clip done by some friends of mine. Something that took them a while to do but the results are fucking great!We're Stars

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Its getting close to that sad and dreadfull day again... that one day that changed my life and Heavy Metal forever... the one day I will never forget, fucking December 8th. This is ...
Posted by 4x12 on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:02:00 PST