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Riding bicycles. Playing guitar. Quaffing fine adult beverages. Repeat as needed. Accumulating BC Rich guitars until I have enough in my collection to impress the members of www.bcrichplayers.com Then my life will be complete. I tend to buy a lot of movies and music.
I am 72% Punk Rock.
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A self-absorbed whack-job broad who desperately needs therapy. Maybe one with an army of bastard crotch-fruit that I may bankroll. That would be heavenly.
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Brant Bjork, Kyuss, Sonic Youth, Slayer, Fields of the Nephilim, Monster Magnet, Fu Manchu, Mel Torme', Niccolo Paganini, Suzanne Vega, Orquesta Del Desierto, Necrophagia, Racer X, The Accused, DRI, Suicidal Tendancies, Steely Dan, Napalm Death, Carcass, Helmet, 35007, Mammoth Volume, Lowrider, Sisters of Mercy, Anti-Flag, Screeching Weasel, Tom Waits, Subhumans, Queens of the Stone Age, Leatherface, GBH, The Exploited, Peter and the Test-Tube Babies, Miles Davis, The Cars, Marty Robbins, Ghoultown, Bauhaus,Yawning Man, Fatso Jetson, Dayglo Abortions, Half Life, Eviction, Muscle Hut, Meshuggah, Lamb of God, Turbonegro, Iced Earth. I'm not one of those people who says "I like everything". Those people are idiots. I hate them. I also enjoy the occasional Spanish-language polka. Played really loudly outside my window on a Sunday morning. With car-horn accompaniment. It speaks to an inherent laziness of an inferior gutter culture that we're all going to have to learn to embrace.
The Salton Sea, Spun, Repo Man, The Collective, John Hughes films from the 80s and almost any of Lloyd Kauffman's films (Troma rules!) The Big Lebowski, 4130, Joe Kid on a Stingray, Riding Giants, Endless Summer, Dazed and Confused, Leon the Professional, City of Lost Children, Friday, Sabbia (featuring the wonderful music of Brant Bjork), and Plagues and Pleasures on the Salton Sea. And films starring Audrey Hollander. And anything by Michael Ninn.
Carnivale, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Mexican soap operas (AKA "Novelas") King of the Hill. Shows where retarded meth-head rednecks beat each other up for the affections of morbidly obese undereducated house-cows with crotch-fruit spewing from their collective uterus' as if they had machine guns for ovaries.
Anything by Brett Easton Ellis or James Dickey or Mark Twain or Roald Dahl or Peter Egan or Robert Sanchez or Mal Stich or Steven King or Michael Ferrentino or Earl Hamner, Jr. or Charles Bukowski or Hunter S. Thompson or Harold Harris.
Attentive barkeeps. Cats who wield a tasteful axe. People who have their sh!t nailed down tight.