World Conquest, Pro Wrestling (WWE, WCW, ECW, AJPW, NJPW, Osaka Pro, WXW), Music composition, writing stories/poetry, inventing new characters and impersonating any interesting ones that come my way...Advanced global thermonuclear timeshare, swordfighting with woodpiles and losing miserably, making terrible fun with puns, reading books at insane speeds and remembering every detail but the plot, mistaking dishwashing detergent for tea and nearly consuming it, "a place for everything, and everything in its place"...
King George III, Lord Cornwallis
Motion Picture & Show Themes/Scores/Soundtracks, Professional Wrestling Entrance Themes, a wide variety of other things from Frank Zappa to Paul Allen to Scott Bakula (of Quantum Leap fame)...
Horror: Halloween, A Nightmare on Elmstreet, The Stand, Storm of the Century, IT, Army of Darkness (whole Evil Dead franchise), The Living Dead trilogy, Return of the Living Dead series, Phantasm, Waxwork, Puppet Master. Comedy: Any Muppet Film, Fraggle Rock, Toys, Death to Smoochy, Bowfinger, Love Stinks, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Uncle Buck, The Great Outdoors, Cheaper by the Dozen, Arthur, Batman the Movie, Crocodile Dundee trilogy, Spaceballs, Monty Python, Anything with Ernest P. Worrell (know what I mean, Vern?), Christmas Vacation, Other: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Labyrinth, Willow, Fried Green Tomatoes, Troll I & II, Gremlins I & II, Legend, The Dark Crystal, Big Fish, Little Shop of Horrors, They Live, The Princess Bride...
WWE Raw, The Golden Girls, Little House on the Prairie, Monk, Quantum Leap, In Search Of, Sliders, Fact or Fiction?, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Are You Being Served?, Keeping Up Appearances...Random Weather Channel segments that covertly give extra-terrestrial takeover exposition...
Pillars of the Earth, War of the Worlds, Interaction Ritual Chains, Have a Nice Day, Foley is Good: And the real world is faker than professional wrestling...
My grandfather.....