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Wyndham James Winthorpe III

Welcome to Wyndham Country!!!

About Me

"There was a me...But I had it surgically removed..." - Peter Sellers on the Muppet Show Professional Wrestler, Web Designer, Video Editor: Available for booking and assistance by contacting [email protected] or sending a message via myspace. My work can be found in my video section or all of pxwwrestling.com PXW The British Connection - Entrance Video

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My other Myspace profile contains musical pieces I have both performed/written or rewritten...It can be found here: Theme Ministry Team Wyndham (The British Connection) vs. Beauty and the Beast

Add to My Profile | More VideosOver the last century a great travesty has developed. A once mighty and omnipotent Empire was sovereign the world over and the sun never set upon it. Now, it is but a mere shell of its former self, its population en' masse ignorant and admonishing of its great history and prestige. A history built on the foundation of Anglican superiourity and righteousness. A history spat upon by modern degenerate windowlickers who have nothing better to do but protest and attack the monarchy. However, so dawns a new era. An era where the historical beacon shall rise again in a grandious resurrection. The people will again fall to their knees before a monarch whose divine right alots him the power to create an Empire of immutable glory. My name, is Wyndham James Winthorpe III and I ruddy well am one of the greatest, nay, the greatest professional wrestler of all time! And I have set the stage for you twisted little pillocks to bear witness to the rebirth of the British Empire, the formal birth of Wyndham Country.
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My Interests

World Conquest, Pro Wrestling (WWE, WCW, ECW, AJPW, NJPW, Osaka Pro, WXW), Music composition, writing stories/poetry, inventing new characters and impersonating any interesting ones that come my way...Advanced global thermonuclear timeshare, swordfighting with woodpiles and losing miserably, making terrible fun with puns, reading books at insane speeds and remembering every detail but the plot, mistaking dishwashing detergent for tea and nearly consuming it, "a place for everything, and everything in its place"...

I'd like to meet:

King George III, Lord Cornwallis

Music:

Motion Picture & Show Themes/Scores/Soundtracks, Professional Wrestling Entrance Themes, a wide variety of other things from Frank Zappa to Paul Allen to Scott Bakula (of Quantum Leap fame)...

Movies:

Horror: Halloween, A Nightmare on Elmstreet, The Stand, Storm of the Century, IT, Army of Darkness (whole Evil Dead franchise), The Living Dead trilogy, Return of the Living Dead series, Phantasm, Waxwork, Puppet Master. Comedy: Any Muppet Film, Fraggle Rock, Toys, Death to Smoochy, Bowfinger, Love Stinks, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Uncle Buck, The Great Outdoors, Cheaper by the Dozen, Arthur, Batman the Movie, Crocodile Dundee trilogy, Spaceballs, Monty Python, Anything with Ernest P. Worrell (know what I mean, Vern?), Christmas Vacation, Other: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Labyrinth, Willow, Fried Green Tomatoes, Troll I & II, Gremlins I & II, Legend, The Dark Crystal, Big Fish, Little Shop of Horrors, They Live, The Princess Bride...

Television:

WWE Raw, The Golden Girls, Little House on the Prairie, Monk, Quantum Leap, In Search Of, Sliders, Fact or Fiction?, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Are You Being Served?, Keeping Up Appearances...Random Weather Channel segments that covertly give extra-terrestrial takeover exposition...

Books:

Pillars of the Earth, War of the Worlds, Interaction Ritual Chains, Have a Nice Day, Foley is Good: And the real world is faker than professional wrestling...

Heroes:

My grandfather.....