DEEDS

I'd like to meet:

I once spent a day hangin’ out with Jay North – you know “DENNIS THE MENACE”, so who’s really left.Seriously, I have met & hung out with a ton of people over the course of my career. People from both the extremely famous, to the extremely anonymous. Many great peeps on both sides of the equation. To “meet” someone, shake hands, say “Hello” and then be “gone” doesn’t mean all that much. I love to hang and get to know people. With that said I think I have thought this through and have come up with the top 5.1. PAM ANDERSON – Would love to hook up with Pam, along with my tag partner, The Hungarian Barbarian, and a couple of Pam’s girlfriends and tear up Vegas or LA or Philly or somewhere. I’m sure that would be a helluva night of fun for all!2. HUGH HEFFNER – Would love to have that invite to the Playboy mansion. What da you say Hugh? Dirty Deeds & The Big H.B., hangin with you and some bunnies for a weekend. Let’s get this one done!3. GEORGE W. BUSH – Would like to get ole George off the wagon for a few days, knock back some cold ones, and talk about bombing some more shit!!!!4. VINCE McMAHON - Although I have met Vince briefly in the past, it’s time to hang out for a few days. I’d like to throw a few ideas his way, then start talking “CONTRACT”5. OSAMA BIN LADEN – I’d listen to a minute or two of his gibberish, then kick him in his nutsack, set him up for the “Whole Lotta Rosie” , then tag in George W.