I'd like to meet:

my biggest fan,

count cocoa fang,
son of sasquash,
four monkeys in a human costume,
the dead reinbodied soul of the lost second son of fred the the man who sold a baby for ten dimes and a pack of chewing gum who ended up being the son of famed and excitable mountain man Chunk from the goonies born from the lost fire of ten drunken midgets who peed in a mug of gasoline and set the bubbling mix on fire yelling "salads of gravy fill the horizon with fun fruit flavors"

Music:

ACDC,Alice in chains,aphex twin,beatles,beppo,bob marley,cypress hill,the descendents, foo fighters,god lives underwater,gorillaz,jerry reed,lamb of god,led zeppelin,marilyn manson,megadeth,nine inch nails,nirvana,the offspring,pantera,pearl jam,pink floyd,the prodigy,rage against the machine,the red hot chili peppers,slayer,stone temple pilots,SUBLIME,system of a down,tenacious D,violent femmes,WEEN!!!,weezer,white zombie and a whole lot more my friends.

Movies:

whole seasons of tv shows

Television:

cartoons

Books:

the wasp factory, catcher in the rye, the dark half, the complete short stories of oscar wilde,currently reading......catch22.

Heroes:

"good music is good music and that should be enough for anybody" Brad Nowell

"i'd rather go into a salvation army and spend the last few dollars I have on something that really means alot to me then be able to go in and buy the whole store" Kurt cobain

everyone who puts up with my nonsensable jibberish,and Everyone who's influenced my life, which is of course everyone I know even you fuckers i can't stand.