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mando

The weak will walk, the sick will see

About Me

Well my name is Evan, not mando as some of you would like to believe. I suppose I'm a shy person, but I will talk your ear off about something that interests me. I'm very calm and content most of the time, but occasionally something will piss me off so much that I sit in a corner wishing death upon the nearest living creature. My friends are very important to me, and I try my best not to piss them off. I'm not big into sex and drugs. At all, really. I'm told that I'm hilarious by many people, but I don't believe them. I will probably come off as a little boring and shy to anyone just meeting me.

"I've known mando and have posted with him over the interweb on other forums for a while now, he's just really friendly. Not gay. But friendly. Or maybe he is gay, it's non of my business. But he's friendly." - Jeno

No need for needles
No injection
The substance substitutes
Love and affection

My Interests

I sit around and philosophize about world events and what's going on in my own life.

Concerts
Oh man concerts are fun. If you know a good one that you think I might be interested in, let me know.

History
I enjoy watching documentaries and reading books on various things such as war and the history of little trinkets and objects.

Music
I LOVE MUSIC. Listening to it, creating it, the history of, talking about it, and criticizing the various bands my friends like.

Language
Foreign languages and english interest the hell out of me. I love to write, both stories and journals. Some are interesting, most aren't
Kumpewtorz
I'm not a programmer by any means, but I do know my way around a motherboard. I love to build and modify computers, trying to solve the numerous issues associated with windows, and seeing what I can make it do.

Politics
KMFDM has turned me onto the deep, dark, grimy world of politics and frankly I'm sickened. I'm not an "activist", but I like to bitch a lot.

I'd like to meet:

a nice, innocent girl who I could feel secure with. Yeah right, I think they all died in the 60s. bitchums

Music:

Just about two years ago, I was introduced to the harsh realm of Industrial and it's offshoots beginning with KMFDM. The main bands that I enjoy are KMFDM (better than the best), PIG, Slick Idiot, and Rammstein.
Some other ones include And One, Die Krupps, Caustic, Front 242, Comichrist, Wumpscut, Ministy, Panzer Ag, FLA, Foetus, Funker Vogt, Motor, Jane's Addiction, Gary Numan, among others.

Movies:

I love watching movies, but I don't get a chance to catch too many of them. A few of my faves are
Star Wars
Indiana Jones
The Matrix
The Warriors
Batman
Sin City
A Clockwork Orange
Office Space
Any Porn
Forrest Gump
The Sphere
The Green Mile
Children of Men
The Shawshank Redemption
Saving Private Ryan
Gladiator
Terminator
Predator
Evil Dead
Army of Darkness
28 Days Later

Television:

I like to think of myself as a tv connoisseur, and the shows that I enjoy include
Simpsons
Mythbusters
Modern Marvels
How it's Made
Family Guy
Roseanne
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Survivor Man
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Venture Bros
Tom Goes to the Mayor
The FBI files
I Love the 70s, 80s, and 90s
Trigun
Samurai Champloo
X-Play
Futurama
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Cowboy Bebop
Bleach
Fairly Oddparents
Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Mind of Mencia
South Park
Insomniac
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law
Cops
Robot Chicken
VH1 Documentaries
Forensic Files
and ohh i don't know anything that tickles my fancy...

Books:

I haven't read a good book in a while, but I enjoy reading. I can easily read for 10-12 hours straight, it's an activity that I find very enjoyable. I mostly enjoy Mark Twain and the various Star wars novels. Call me a nerd.

Heroes:

My heroes always seem to do something or other to piss me off.

My Blog

I need to leave

now
Posted by mando on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:40:00 PST

Divorce! The hottest thing on the streets since nintendo!

I was reading a thread on a forum that I read quite frequently. The topic was concerning the custodial rights of fathers after a divorce. I read many a sad story there, all of which poked various plac...
Posted by mando on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:33:00 PST

Krazy Khristmas

Want to see a list?Clavia nord lead 2x synthesizerRoland Juno-G synthesizermicroKORG synthesizerESP MII neck-thruto be continued...
Posted by mando on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:55:00 PST

Obsession

Lately, I've realized that I obsess over things. I always focus on one thing until I burn out on it or it falls through. Take industrial music for example, I'm "obsessing" over it so to speak. Not in ...
Posted by mando on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:07:00 PST

Hello Hooray

I found a dude selling most of the japanese pig cds for like $5-$15. I'm happy as a klam right now.
Posted by mando on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:45:00 PST

uh-gehn

yep
Posted by mando on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST

The Plan

Okie dokie, I've been awake all night researching.This is the information I've found.Wherever I got that info about the Army accepting drop outs is complete bull shit. Less than 10% of the 80,000 peop...
Posted by mando on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:31:00 PST

Private Stevens

I've been doing some thinking about my life in the next 1-2 years. Right now, this online school is a total bitch. I bit off a lot more than I could chew when I decided to go through with it.For a whi...
Posted by mando on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST

in response

I posted this comment in a previous blog, but it's long enough to warrant it's own entry.Well thank you Greg, but sadly my "talent" in writing doesn't translate too well into my spoken word. I mumble,...
Posted by mando on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:02:00 PST

last pick

I just had an epiphany.I am the EXACT opposite of what a girl would want. I'm not fit by any means, I have no job, no discerning talents, and I'm not very charismatic.Why would someone want me, when t...
Posted by mando on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:42:00 PST