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Celebrating the 20th Anniversary of the release of
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June 29, 2006 9:07pm
My Fallow Hamericans:
The delivery of this sermon may cause
some distress to you, as it has to me.
Much to my dismay, this morning,
I was informed that one of my partners in swine
must deal with a squeal in his personal sty,
leaving us one trotter short of the whole hog.
A pig can't fly when one's in the sty,
so we've been forced to leave you
in a state of porkus interruptus.
And as our duties became deliverance,
your expectation must become understanding.
It's only a poke in the eye of the storm.
We will return, hard, loud and lard, to slam the ham
with those yet untouched by the God of Gammon.
Keep a pig's eye out for the fiendish fruits of our labour thus far.
A special thanks to all of those who have followed,
helped and supported us - you know who you are...
and we know where you live.
Love on ya.
Raymond Watts.
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