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Darby The Dangerous

Im Afraid Ill Never Be Quite Normal

About Me

Now is the winter of our discontent. Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths; Our bruised arms hung up for monuments. but I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,I, that am so rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty To strut before a wanton ambling nymph; I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion, cheated of feature by dissembling nature, Deformed, unfinish'd, sent before my time Into this breathing world, scarce half made up, and that so lamely and unfashionable That dogs bark or women hide children as I halt by them; Unless to spy my shadow in the sun and descant on mine own deformity: and therefore, since I cannot prove a lover, I am determined to prove a villain. RICHARD III I play guitar in an awesome band called TOM SERVO! (just click to check us out!!!)

My Interests

Hmmm, mostly music, video games, philosophizing, partying, being stupid, and making jokes.

I'd like to meet:

The most amazing person EVER!

Music:

This is what I mostly listen to on my Ipod. At The Drive-In (Sparta/Mars Volta), APC, Aerosmith, The Almost, The Apex Theory, Bear Vs. Shark, Becoming The Archetype, Bela Fleck and The Flecktones/Victor Wooten, Billy Talent, Blindside, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Box Car Racer, Brian Setzer, The Brotherhood of Deahan, Coheed and Cambria, Common Yet Forbidden, Dave Beegle, Deftones, Dragon Force, Edison Glass, Five Iron Frenzy, Flatfoot 56, Foo Fighters, Goldfinger, Gorillaz, Guns n Roses, He Is Legend, Hella, Him, I Am Miss America, In Flames, Incubus, The Insyderz, Interpol, Iron Maiden, Jalan Crossland, JEW, Lamb Of God, Led Zeppelin, Ludacris, Mastodon, Me First and The Gimmie Gimmies, Meshuggah, Metallica, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Millencolin, Modest Mouse, Mr. Pacman, Mudvayne, Muse, MxPx, NIN, Ninety Pound Wuss, Nirvana, No Doubt, No One of Cosequence, The Offspring, OutKast, Ozzy, P!ATD, Pantera, Poison The Well, Powerman 5000, The Presidents of the United States of America, Primus, Protest The Hero, Queen, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Reel Big Fish, Rob/White Zombie, The Showdown, Subseven, SOAD, TBS, Tool, Twin Sister, Underoath, The Used, Voodoo Glow Skulls, War Of Ages, Weezer, Weird Al

Movies:

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, The Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Evil Dead, Army Of Darkness, The Notebook, Forest Gump, Lord Of The Rings, Star Trek, Star Wars, Anything staring the governer of California, Beast Master, All Adam Sandler movies...Im a pretty big fan of almost any movie.

Television:

X-men, Scrubs, Friends, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Attack Of The Show, Cheat, Star Trek.

Books:

I like the classics...and scifi.

Heroes:

Master Chief, the guys in Tool and ATD-I, Gambit, Ash, Ron Jeremy and Jesus.

My Blog

Welp, I did it.

Ive cut my hair...my rock powers are gone. As some you know my mom has breast cancer and will be going in for chemo. So, she'll be losing all her hair and will possibly be wearing a wig. Now, I cant g...
Posted by Darby The Dangerous on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:52:00 PST

This Guy Lucked Out

So remember that movie Blue Lagoon where the little boy and little girl were stranded on that island and forced to grow up learning the facts of life all on their own?Anyways, I was thinkn about this ...
Posted by Darby The Dangerous on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:42:00 PST

Tyger Windom

Tyger Windom The Shadow Of Death has Fallen on this sleepy mid-western town.The End has taken our children and buried them in the ground.He strikes without warning, without prejudice or pride.Young an...
Posted by Darby The Dangerous on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:51:00 PST

Abandon Ship

Abandon Ship I've been lost for several weeks now, out in the open sea.Stars are falling all around me. Calm waters glistening.No hope to find my way home, torn map and compass failing.Hold fast, the ...
Posted by Darby The Dangerous on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:47:00 PST

Pathetic

Im This Close To Making A Mix-Tape
Posted by Darby The Dangerous on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:35:00 PST

Are you a fighter Fish Queen, or Zombie food?

So hey, I just watched an awesome new horror flick. This one was so good it skipped theaters and went straight to video!!! This little jem is called "UNdead!" If you are into zombie movies, sci-fi, or...
Posted by Darby The Dangerous on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:27:00 PST

The Meanings of my Songs

I dont want to be pretentious, I just want to clear some things up. I suppose, ultimatly, the songs mean what ever you want them to. Ok, This is what my songs are about (the first one is really l...
Posted by Darby The Dangerous on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 10:22:00 PST

HOLY CRAP......im a NERD!!!!!

Ya know what?? I just figured sumthing out......im actually a freakin nerd!!!! I play video games, Im obsessed with Halo and ive read all the books, I keep a stack of comics on the coffee table as "re...
Posted by Darby The Dangerous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FLIPPIN AWESOME!!!!

the show last night was flipping awesome!!!! Pieces of April ROCKED(for 8th graders) and No One Of Consequence tore the place apart!!!! now we get to do it all again in 4 days!!!
Posted by Darby The Dangerous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Concert

Just gettn ready for the ATF, Peices Of April, and No One Of Consequence show for tonight. should be a rockn good time. I hope to see sum of you there!
Posted by Darby The Dangerous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST