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Jack the Sniffer

Ruling at life! A life that is garbage!

About Me

I'm a typical by-product of the social slugged, apathetic after birth of Western Civilization. I play in "...the most devastating band in the history of Winnipeg grindcore..."

and played in...
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My Interests

Hmmm let's see anything pertaining to music, philosophy, good books in general, the social decay of humanity, the complete and utter degredation portrayed in people's actions, the sound of nails on a chalkboard, reguritating antics of drones, and the simple things in life like taking a shit!

I'd like to meet:

People

Music:

In no particular order so that you actually have to read it, ha ha! Katatonia, Opeth, Orgami Galaktika, Emperor, Ion Dissonance, Pig Destroyer, Birdflesh, Squash Bowels, Bathory, Burzum, Electric Six, Turbonegro, The Darkness, Zeke, Trans Am, The Fucking Champs, Prague, Mars Volta, Gossip, Unexpect, Dead Infection, Totalt Javla Morker, Hewhocorrupts, CSSO, Head Hits Concrete, Fuck the Facts, Sleipnir (WPG), Fuck... I'm Dead, General Surgery, Thou Shalt Suffer, Peccatum, Weakling, Lightning Bolt, Exhumed, Impaled, Machetazo, Rhapsody, Godspeed you Black Emperor, Clann Zu, Converge, Haemorrage, Spoon, Ghoul, Immortal, Engorged, Chik Chik Chik !!!, 3 Inches of Blood, Lord Gore, Propergol, Cephalic Carnage, Skitsystem, Mastodon, Depression, Carcass, Despise You, Do Make Say Think, Sophia, Pixies, Ulver, Bodies Lay Broken, Rammer, Noisear, Misery Index, The County Medical Examiners, Rotten Sound, Spazz, Zombi, Brutal Truth, blah blah blah blah blah..............

Movies:

Let's see I suck at titles, umm, a, ummm...
Dead Man
Following
Cube
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Dark Crystal
Momento
Donni Darko (everything but the act of selflessness!)
Ravenous
John Waters' Filmz
Audition
Battle Royale
Ed Wood
Ichi the Killer
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (though the books are better!)
Princess Mononoke
any anime with Lupin the 3rd
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Unforgiven
Riki-Oh The Story of Ricki
Shaolin Soccer, The God of Cookery, or any film involving Stephen Chow
Plan 9 from Outerspace (it's the saucers!)
Nightbreed
Donnie Brasco
The Omen
Seven
Suspiria
Ghost in the Shell
Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas
and again blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

Heroes:

Nietzsche

Aristotle

Goethe

My Blog

Stigmata Hive-"Live" Extended Weekend Western Canadian Mini Tour 2006

November 10, 2006 Well, well, well!!!  I bet you were all hoping that I wasn't going to write an epic journal for this tour... though now that I think of it... hahaha... if you are reading t...
Posted by Jack the Sniffer on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

Attempting to be an Art Fag... with very little success... Photos of Misery Index & Group Shots

This one I really like... The shadow of Sparky... I have no idea what Jason is doing here... One of the only times that Adam wasn't posing for the camera hahah... And I know this ...
Posted by Jack the Sniffer on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:23:00 PST

Somebody call AAA cuz we're about to break down!!! On our way to meet up with Misery Index!!!

October 2, 2006 So this is now day 2 of the second leg of our U.S. tour...  We played Kingston, Pennsylvania last night... some ass stole Vil's extra snare stand... and used his extra cymbal stan...
Posted by Jack the Sniffer on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

Relapse Contamination Tour 2006

Septmeber 10, 2006 So I'm not going to be writing much... well okay that's a lie I'll write what I can with the time that I have on a computer!!! So if anyone has been reading the tour diary that Vil ...
Posted by Jack the Sniffer on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:41:00 PST

I'm an effing bum now too!!!!

So today is the day, well one of the last anyway!  It was my last day of work at Winnipeg Transit and I must say it feels good to know that I'm not heading back there on Tuesday!  As for ton...
Posted by Jack the Sniffer on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:46:00 PST

What's up with these fucking dolts?!

One simple goddamned question: what the fuck is up with all these fucking idiots who give out warnings or threats of deletion from their goddamned account? Out of interest I tested it out the other ...
Posted by Jack the Sniffer on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 03:15:00 PST

Why the Manitoba Telecom System Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Customer Service Rep: Hello this is MTS Repair how can I help you? Me: Ya, my fucking phone isn't fucking working you stupid fuck!  What the fuck can I do fuck?!  I mean my fucking internet ...
Posted by Jack the Sniffer on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 04:18:00 PST

On Getting Fucked Over

If there are a few lessons that Ive learned in the past few months this may be the very one that haunts my pathetic existence.  GETTING FUCKED OVER!  To others it may seem that its just so...
Posted by Jack the Sniffer on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 11:28:00 PST